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Saturday, 7 May 2016

Israeli man applies for restraining order against God on the grounds that God has been unfair to him in the last 3 years

An Israeli man has had his suit against God thrown out...but what prompted him to sue his creator in the first place? He claims God has been unfair to him for the last three years and told magistrates in Haifa, northern Israel, that His Holiness had 'exhibited a seriously negative attitude toward him'.

He had even reported the matter to the police but says they didn't take it seriously even though they sent patrol cars to his house.


But the ruling judge Ahsan Canaan threw the application out describing it as 'bizarre' and telling the complainant to get help.

Local media reports him as saying: 
'For the past three years He started to treat me harshly and not nicely. I complained to the police many times. The Israel police asked me to take out a restraining order.'
The Haifa resident is said to have represented himself at court, but further details of his feud with the Almighty have not yet emerged.

A Times of Israel report in to the absurd court case said: 
'A protocol of the hearing noted that God did not turn up for the session. But it did not specify how the court determined the Omnipresent was not in fact there, as opposed to merely exercising the right to remain silent.'

63 comments:

  1. Honestly the world is coming to an end with things happening in this century.

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  2. Now this is hilarious and this isreali man really needs to be checked

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  3. Wetin person no go see for dis world?

    #LIB ADDICT#

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  4. Nawa oo

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  5. Nawa oo

    Meenah_wakil on instagram

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  6. There is nothing frustration can not do to a man. lol

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  7. Lolz.... dis one don mad o

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  8. Na wa! Nothing person no go hear for this world! How can any sane person sue God. Funny suit, dude should go to his creator in prayer.

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  9. Hmmm! Dis oyinbo people sef!

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  10. Lol...that's hilarious.

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  11. Lmao .......anhhh anhhh .....a human being can't be the arbitrator between the him and God na! ......
    As it is written,in isiah .... "bring forth your strong reasons saith the lord" ....

    If he feels God has been treating him harshly , then it should be a closed door private prayer/argument session bw him and his creator.....

    Jacob wrestled untop something similar and got a change of story .

    Lolz @"determing that the omnipresent wasn't present....


    On 2 the Next!

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  12. This gotta be a joke right?

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  13. Hahaha!!!! Lmao!!! I can't with this,last it was 5mil on electric pole,now this one is suing God?!! 😂😂😂😂

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    1. Errrrr, why do you find it funny? Shebi God doesn't exist in your book???

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  14. End time madness. Until u hear some people story.

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  15. Hahahaha hard drug at work.can you imagine

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  16. The man needs help!

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  17. Anything to be famous. God pls Hv mercy on him mbok.

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  18. Is he crazy out of his mind. He must be insane

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  19. Really?

    Ekenekwa m unu!

    Menofgod247@gmail.com

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  20. How is dat even possible?


    ...merited happiness

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  21. I don't blame him, at times with all the problems of this world you feel left out in the Cosmic order!

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  22. Hian!! Nothing I no go hear

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  23. Lol when madness takes over
    Shit happens.
    Hunnay ur case is critical
    M gna allow the Lord to be the judge

    Miss Freeborn!!

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  24. I pray for God's forgiveness d man is mad

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  25. Madness....

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  26. Chai! Nothing wey I no go hear. Linda take note!

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  27. Loool. God did not turn up for the hearing 😂😂 craze peoole

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  28. *when craze wan start* the man is seriously being tormented by the devil.. God help him

    Na me talk am!

    Long Live Lib!!!

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  29. Dis one is sufferin frm brain malfunction

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  30. Funny
    -D great anonymous now as Vivian Reginalds

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  32. Lol, he's sick.

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    1. Why is he sick? Lol..
      If the jewish god were a real parent,his children would have been taken away from him years ago and he would have been charged with criminal neglect.

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  33. Lol,wetin person no go hear

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  34. Quite interesting! This is Omnijurisprudence. I would have loved to know the hypothetical judgement of this case.

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  35. That man needs a little alcohol in his system.. odi worked up and he needs to relax

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  36. Chukwu afugo ife na aka mmadu okere eke... Biko dat man should b takin to yaba left wit immediate effect bcos nxt is dat he wil sue a dead bdy as well !!!

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  37. Hahahaha is this for real

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  38. He is definitely depressed and needs urgent attention.

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  39. Lol... Humanity should have done this a long time ago but then again it would be just as silly as a hindu applying for a restraining order against Lord Brahma. Suffice it say that all gods are equally lacking in the proof of their existence,and if indeed any are proven to exist,it would be incumbent on all humanity to hold them to account for being incompetent and capricious.

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  40. Besides,based on what we can glean from Abrahamic literature,his adherents should have applied for a restraining order against him a long time ago.
    Never mind that it is about as pointless as a zoroastrian lodging a restraining order against Ahura Mazda,it is amusing nevertheless.

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  41. He needs help! Let's pray for him.

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  42. Dude must ne high on cheap substance! Gbam!

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  43. Dude must ne high on cheap substance! Gbam!

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  44. How was the summons served? And who held counsel for God? Did EFCC surround God's house? I think we may not have heard the last of this case. Keeping my fingers crossed!

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  45. I can't comment on this, this is madness. I can't, why am I even here

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  46. Funny and silly

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  47. I really think this man has got some psychiatric issues
    He needs help ASAP

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