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Monday, 2 November 2015

Photos: Lesbian Couple advertises for a sperm donor on Facebook

Ashleigh Habgood and Alley Williams are asking for a sperm donor on Facebook. The New Zealand lesbian couple shared their photos on October along with the advert and a long list of requirements.
This is not a hack: So... Alley and I have been tossing up whether to put this on Facebook and there will be many (including a part of myself) who cringe at this but hey... we advertise on FB for everything else so why not a sperm donor. Thats right. We need sperm! Some of you may have noticed that we are a same sex couple, (though I have occasionally been been called "Sir" in public) and therefore we lack a vital ingredient for baby making.

But why do we need to do this, you may ask… Aren’t there organisations for this kind of thing??
Well, yeah there are and we are on the list but…there is a SERIOUS sperm shortage in this country. At this point, it takes 18 months to get to the top of the sperm donor list and then, if you're lucky, you get a choice of 3 donors. Not ideal. We are also looking into adoption but would love to give birth to our own chidlet as well. 
 
We are looking for sperm with the following factors:
1. A kind heart.
2. Intelligence (though this can be measured in a myriad of ways... i.e. if you don't know what myriad means, that doesn't mean you're not intelligent.)
3. You don't want to be a dad. You just want to be a cool dude that helped us out. Though these details can be discussed. And yes, the baby would know who you are... "The kind man who gave us some sperm." NOT "Daddy."
4. You have a clear medical history. Ideally no diabetes, heart conditions or other genetic conditions. No HIV either please:)
5. You are taller than us. Not hard, but we're already stunted enough.
6. You are 45 or younger. Sorry…. after 45, the risks of Autism, Schizophrenia and Dwarfism increase. And, as I mentioned, we’re already hobbits!
Optional extras:
1. You are not white. We're not racist, just would love a mixed bub. .... But really, come one, come all.... We think you're all beautiful. Any ethnicity is amazing.
2. You're athletic.
3. You're creative.
4. You’re curious.
5. You're successful in your field. (That has nothing to do with $$)
Dream world extras
1. You're an All Black.
2. You're an amazing lover. (But no, we don't want to have sex with you..... we just want to bring more amazing lovers into this world.)
3. You own a sweet kids clothing label that can kit out our bub 24/7.
4. You are ‪#‎stromae‬
 
OBVIOUSLY at the end of the day we just want a healthy baby who we can dote on forever.
Boy, girl? Black, white? Short, tall? We don't care. But hey... Everyone else gets to choose their baby when they choose their partner. If I could smoosh Alley's freckles and everlasting positivity with my extreme good looks, intelligence and undeniable modesty, then I would, but no matter how hard Alley and I run at each other, it just ain't working. We've even stopped using protection!
So seeing as we don’t get the luxury of combining our awesome genes.. we figure we should be kinda picky... I mean, this bub will be our life for the next.... 55 years... (depending on how the medical industry progresses).
So, if you're interested in being an amazing gift of love and kindness... drop us an email.
We have so much pent up cluckiness that needs to be released but.... WE NEED YOU!
Have you got the Spermfactor?
 
Email us at alleynz@hotmail.com for any SERIOUS questions.
SHARE SHARE SHARE - We want to spread the word!!
#spermfactor

P.S. For anyone reading this that doesn’t know us….
All you need to know is, we’re married, we’ve been best friends since we were 15, we’re 28/29, we own our own business, we have maximum time and energy for a baby, but we don't want to conceive until 2017 at the earliest.
We love kids! We already have 800 of them that we teach every week but we want our own little one. We’ve travelled and lived
A LOT and we’re ready to start a family. However, we’re not ready to settle down…. this saying never really resonated with us.

We will keep having fun with our bub/bubs until the dad we die:) Travel, adventure, learning is what we’re all about!
 
P.P.S
As this post is traveling the country, concerns/questions have been raised about the legalities. Long story short, if we don't know you, we will be doing this insemination through a doctor. This means that you are legally "the sperm donor" and NOT "the father". You will have no legal rights to the child, which means that you would NEVER be asked to pay anything towards the child. And also means, you get no say over how the baby is raised. However, as we mention above, we are keen to find a donor with the same core values as us, and someone who is interested in being present (even if just on birthdays) in the baby's life. If anyone has any other concerns or questions, (that DON'T include questioning our sexuality) then let us know.

Source: Asheigh Habgood/Facebook

99 comments:

  1. If only they can pay me. I am more than willing

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    1. Define myriad. We can help u source the meaning so u can email them sharply.. no dulling

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  2. Interested candidates should gohan apply

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  3. Idiots. They don't want to pay but are making excesive demands

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  4. Na dem sabi... Linda take note, Double your hustle, Racheal abeg leave my slogan

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  5. End time
    What won't one here or see in dis planet again
    We hv seen it all
    Only waiting 4 Jesus 2 come again
    #oneandonlynwa@gmail.com#

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    1. Pls let the mad girls stop fooling the world and go and marry if they need children . If their decision was right why then did they not procrate without assistance

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  6. Madness of the century. Linda please disable this 'CAPTCHA' thingy. It makes commenting a herculean task.













    #TeamBlessed#

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  7. You should use a goat sperm mumu people

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  8. And u still ask y same sex marriage is not encouraged?am just saying hve nothing against dem but wish u luck in ur search

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  9. Madness of the century. Linda please disable this 'CAPTCHA' thingy. It makes commenting a herculean task.













    #TeamBlessed#

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  10. They are not serious atall, they want to eat their cake and have it.
    They should produce sperm themselves, since they are wiser than God.


    ~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

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    1. I couldn't help but noticed you and moses said the exact same thing yet hate each other like kilode! Me and ma bro laughed so hard' he actually was one that noticed it. Lmao libers are funny, sorry just had to comment on this. What a coincidence.

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  11. Crap! Why not produce d sperm yourselves? Ebe unu choro irunye chineke aka na anya. Fools

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  12. Seen....so@linda why did u share it here???jst being curious...you want a LIB male reader to donate or for joke...dn't really understd anyway it's alrite

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  13. Its SO Sad that These days People that suppose to give hope to the world are now destroying it, How can a Woman Just marry her fellow Woman in the Name of Lust? How can This be explained? Oya Let them Produce the sperm themselves Nonsense

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  14. This is funny. U both should impregnate each

    Ubanagum

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  15. Oh Chim!! Uwa mmebi... Lord have mercy

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  16. Stupidity at it's peak.

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  17. Wonders shall never end.....They have seek & i hope they find



    @KweenDior

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  18. Ok we sure will let u know. No doubt.

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  19. Hmmm short of words after reading this. Jesus christ please come to this one's

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  20. Lol
    Nonsense and ingredients.


    Sincerely speaking the mind of Amadioha

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  21. Mtchewwwww two morons, I pity the unfortunate child, like seriously they shld ban these peeps from raiseing kids, oya make una chop me. Cldnt be bothered I have spoken my mind

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  22. Mtchewwwww two morons, I pity the unfortunate child, like seriously they shld ban these peeps from raiseing kids, oya make una chop me. Cldnt be bothered I have spoken my mind

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  23. They should be able to impregnate themselves without anyone's help. real life articles

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  24. I know they will receive millions of messages

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  25. Demons possessed bastards, may thunder fire u girls.

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  26. Oh they thought they could produce sperm by theirselves before getting married? Awon oniranu!

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  27. Dese ple are stupid. U dnt want heterosexual r/ship but u want a baby. Onyx u can lyk to donate ur sperm

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  28. hmmm making sense una 4add una pin nah #lol @sperm shortage in ds country try Nigeria

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  29. Linda if u dnt stop dis tin u are doing by not posting my comment I will delete dis app. I knw my mb can't buy a house in banana island but as little as it is it is something

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  30. com naija nah shooo linda d day wey my comment go visible i go join army to fyt boko haram

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  31. Dese ppl r insane.wen dey signed for ds abominable shame,dint dey know dey udnt b able to make babies.now dey r talkin nonsense abt sperm donations...wat is our world turning into for god sakes....if i was given d chance to send dese guys to oblivion,i udnt tink 2wice,dey deserve death sentences i swear

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  32. Bonario can help them out,instead of wasting his Vaseline, he can donate to this couple! Hehe

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  33. See Linda putting up free advert that don't concern us...Mcheeew. Help us post travel ad u r doing shakara.

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    Flight tickets/Hotel Reservations
    Glitztravels@outlook.com
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  34. Owwh! Jesus come already!
    Owwh! Jesus come already!
    Owwh! Jesus come already!
    Owwh! Jesus come already!
    Owwh! Jesus come already!
    Owwh! Jesus come already!

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  35. Why can't you create a sperm for yourself when you are sir and ma,people don't get this the world will end soon,I just pray that me and my family will be raptured in Jesus name,any Lib reader who is interested too help them o Lord . TIMILEYIN BLESSING

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  36. Mtewwwwww confused people!!!

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  37. No lesbian or gay has the right to own a child.
    This is crazy! Impregnate yourselves naa... idiots!

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  38. Dem no dey shame?... You need the sperm but not the man. Have u seen how foolish both of u are..

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  39. They no dey shame?... You need the sperm but not the man. Have u seen how foolish both of u are..

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  40. You bitches are just stupid fuck and can't be who you are, why will you need a sperm donor since you're lesbian and you don't need a dick in your pussy. Y'all must be damn crazy and stupid since you don't know that same sex partners can't have kids and yet you want to get pregnant. Fuck y'all fake ass lesbian fuckd up bitches. Jor oh

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  41. So U two stupid ass fools knows U can't give birth and U went ahead to get married...una never start to dey look 4 sperm, na my Grandfather go 4rm grave come giv Una!

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  42. Ah ah! So none of u can produce sperm? Even u dat is being referred to as 'sir' no fit produce? Na lie abeg u must shit d sperm! Senseless ppl who think they r wiser dan God.

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  43. Come to naija, u won't pay money to get it! Boys carry full tank dey waka

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  44. Chai! Uwa nmebi! Linda take note!

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  45. Indi ara! Mchteeeew! Let dem bare childrn na, Indi Akwansu

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  46. Nothing person no go see or hear for this world. Shame on same sex ideology.

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  47. I like the advert.The world is changing.A good hearted NIJA guy can apply.

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  48. Rubbish. Why sperm donor when u r married?

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  49. Ohoi Lmao them for use their own na

    Nawa sha


    That vuvuzela P guy

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  50. On one condition.
    That i will deposit some thick creamy and healthy sperm manually.

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  51. Nd hw does it affect us?... Linda! U keep promotin dis pple... Smh

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  52. Simply madness!

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  53. Am very sure that they will get a sperm donor with that robust resume in Mars. See as dem dey sef, Alika!

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  54. Good for them. Abeg next!



















    #iT wiLL oNly gEt bETTer
    #It MuSt ENd iN prAise

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  55. Good for them. Abeg next!



















    #iT wiLL oNly gEt bETTer
    #It MuSt ENd iN prAise

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  56. Yessss!!!! You go girls

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  57. Since they have decided to be lesbian why can't they donate their own sperm to father a child. God will judge them accordingly.

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  58. "....we lack a vital ingredient for baby making..".

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  59. Foolish BITCHES,why una no fit pregnant unaselves nah since to have Baby dey hungry una.Una think say God dey foolish like una...idiots

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  60. Foolish BITCHES,why una no fit pregnant unaselves nah since to have Baby dey hungry una.Una think say God dey foolish like una...no way

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  61. They shouldn't look for a donor. They should produce semen on their own so long they decided to be couple (same s*x).

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  62. So why ask for a donated sperm.. Make una lash born now.... Useless species called lesbians n homos! Na thunder go faya una

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  63. Y'all black guys get in here! Lol

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  64. Can you imagine these fine ladies are lesbians!
    Mad people everywhere

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  65. Sodom and gomorrah

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  66. its ok. i wish you good luck on your search. i could have donated but am so far away from you. cheers!!!

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  67. If you have to look for a sperm donor to conceive, then maybe you are not doing something right. You might want to consider dating/marrying a man that is actually carrying a ball sac full of sperm, instead of grinding up on each other and looking for a hand out!! SMH Weird world!!

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