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Monday 12 January 2015

Dear LIB readers; I've been having nightmares since I tasted my girl's sh**

From a male LIB reader
I haven't been able to touch my girlfriend in 5 weeks after an episode with her left me traumatized. During our last lovemaking, as it's customary for us to do if we have much time to give each other pleasure, I like to kiss her down there a lot and give her great pleasure. I like to also lick her b***h**e. She really enjoys it but in our last encounter something went terrible wrong. My girl forgot (or is it deliberate? God forbid) to clean her butt after taking a sh**. So when I put my tongue there, I tasted something funny. When I checked it out with my hands, it was her sh**! I couldn't believe it. She apologized and went to wash up but I haven't been able to get over it. I doubt I'll ever be comfortable around a woman's a**hole again. I haven't been able to touch her since the experience. Are there other men who have experienced this? How did you get over it?

474 comments:

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Anonymous said...

shame on both of you! and..... ewwww!

EXQUISITE PROPERTIES said...

No be you carry your mouth go there?
For crying out loud, why would you lick a lady’s P***y? Well you deserve worst than that lover Boy, It’s so irritating. All these girls that you know will never stick their ass in one place, you are busy licking P***y. Only God knows how many times you have lick sperm from Lady’s Pussy

Nonny said...

Lolz u'r so funny

ME OOO LAUGHING said...

Looooooooooooool lwkmd at ese.Chaii still laughing.

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah I just died and woke up. Thanks for making my morning Cute G

Anonymous said...

Wait, who the fuck is this bastard?! What a stupid disgusting nd sick story. Olodo oshi! 'ttention seeker!

Anonymous said...

Shit sucker!!!

MercyBee said...

Really?? Ur really eating a ladys butthole? Abeg dat one na ur cross.

Anonymous said...

Exactly!!

Anonymous said...

Exactly!!

Unknown said...

you need a psych evaluation, that is the problem when you confuse reality with fiction.too much porn can do that to you, be careful.

Racheal said...

jesu kristi................

Anonymous said...

She must be a yoruba girl. Better go and see an oral Doctor. Dump her ass, very disgusting. How can she be so lousy & filty, i bet her pussy stinks, that's why you couldn't perceive the smell of feaces before your tongue got to it. Dump the dirty thing, she's not worth it.

Unknown said...

Gross!!! D girl is dirty for not cleaning up after visiting d rest room n u are nasty for not perceiving d odor

Unknown said...

Deal wit it please! Start by admitting ur mistake n tell urself shit happens, u were carried away n ended up in a asshole full of shit

Anonymous said...

lwkmd™™!boss u 4get say her a**hole wasn't meant 4 ur tongue but her sh**t....u hv been searching 4 it snc in d name of pleasure nw u hv gotten wat u r looking for.....hahaha ...ur taste 4 a**hole has been quenched... dts a bad way to learn a gud lesson...

JOYCHY said...

Nightmares ke???? Was d shit dat possessed? Things people do 4 pleasure.

My friend it has happened, wash ur mouth thoroughly which I kn u must hv done already, get over it & I'm sure u wld never try dat again.

Tell ur girl 2 alwz keep it clean, 4 d mere fact dat she knw's u alwz go dwn dere, she shld hv washed herslf b4 d act knowing dat she used d shithole not long ago. It mite hv been a case of her not cleaning up properly not necessarily dat she 4got.

Unknown said...

Chhooi I fit dieee ehhh

Anonymous said...

Dude, you cant lick an ass all the time and not expect to see shit once! Its happened already, just dela with it bro.

Anonymous said...

I love anal sex (heterosexual only), so i guess i can reason wit u my guy. Nothing wrong with pleasuring ur woman's butthole. All the hypocrites up in here, pls just shut it. The sick things some of you do in private and you peeps come here to front.

As for me i go continue to dey knack my girl for backdoor cos i love it. Guy soory for your bad experience though. Take heart.

Schola's Oasis said...

Serve you right

Anonymous said...

@Marcee ...U must be inexperienced at sexual pleasure gratification 4 not having ur butthole licked b4. For a start, just stimulate it urself with a bird feather 4 about 15mins and see what it feels like then u can imagine what it feels like with warmth of a tongue

Unknown said...

hahahhahaaaaaaaa.....my tummy oooo....lmaooooooo....chai dis is not a story to read at work..guys shaaa

Unknown said...

Human beings reducing themselves to animals since 18AD

Anonymous said...

Linda my post is one among two post(my post and Emeka's post) that looked at this topic in a mature way and you and your staff decided not to post it. It showed me the kind of low level of thinking you guys have really.

Jules said...

To say she's dirty is an understatement. Both of them are completely disgusting!

Son of Man said...

AHhahhahhah you're ass licker......Asshole

Son of Man said...

AHhahhahhah you're ass licker......Asshole

Son of Man said...

AHhahhahhah you're ass licker......Asshole

BlaQchinny said...

Serves you right pervert!!!!!!!! Mtchewwwww

Anonymous said...

u nasty ass ni*** u deserve what u got

Anonymous said...

lol both you and your girl are dirty pigs since u eat her ass hole u would have was up first hahaha ass hole eater

Unknown said...

Nigga go for therapy cos real nigga's don't do butt holes.#..#Eeeeewwwwww

Unknown said...

Abnormality is your case.


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odubena.blogspot.com said...

This is a very bad habit,that why most pple contact infection

Mia said...

lol.............

Mia says sooooooooooooo!!! hahahaha

Prudence Muna said...

Bros no be fight naa...lols.Seriously,u would have asked her to wash before u started.Asshole?its disgusting biko!

Unknown said...

dirty dawg....bet u will never try that nonsense ever again in ur life...

tayo said...

d tinz oyinbo pple go cause eh! i dnt fink u can get over it o.

Anonymous said...

Olodo na shithole u suppose lick???

Anonymous said...

LOL, Lobatan! Sissy Linda this is epic.

ODOGWU said...

you are such a fooooooooooooooo!!!

Funmishaks said...

Guess ur gal uses toilet paper to clean up hence,ur nightmare. You are both dirty,so deal wif ur tingy.

Anonymous said...

You go lick 'Otula' come here dey cry for us, go sort yourself out dude.

It's shitty i know (pun very much intended) but deal with it

Jessy said...

hehehehehehe

Cyril said...

Dude ur gone... go and drink bleach. yuck!!!!

Adigun Da Whisperer said...

Sorry to hear about that.

Just try to avoid the Ass hole for a while and get your mind involve in other aspect of your Love making.
Sure you will come over it

Your girl should also ensure good peri-anal hygiene next time

Anonymous said...

u are a mad man

Unknown said...

Opelope....take home package for that bro...Kpele.

fy.com said...

oga you tried

Anonymous said...

so u ate ur girls poop ,, so what ,big deal , someone's gotta do it,,#sarcasm ,,,bet it taste like chicken,,.,.laughing in my pinky and the brain voice ,, narf narf narf ,zort,,,

Unknown said...

Hahahahhhaahhahaahahahahahahahahaahahaahhahahahhahahahhahaa.oh my gosh!!! Cnt stop laffin. U neva hala.

Anonymous said...

full why do go there

Anonymous said...

full why do go there

Jayden's Mum said...

Hahahaaaaaaaa!!!!! So sorry dear. That's what u get when u are always kissing or licking ass holes... lol
Chisos!!!!!!!

Unknown said...

Lols, you gotta live with it bro, that's ya cross

Unknown said...

Hahahaaa after ur tongue tasted it, u still went further to check it out with your hand and of course your Nose confirmed it. Hahaha well Bro! Health Advice, if you must go down on ur g.f make sure both of you 'must ' have your bath, even after Sex or lovemaking both should still wash off.

Unknown said...

Hahhahahahahahahahha, can't stop laughing with dis story and the funny comments

Anonymous said...

no big deal u guyz shuld try and get along hav mor sex more romance but mak sure u guyz bath b4 sex........

Unknown said...

hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahhahahhahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahahah

Unknown said...

Because d front no do u...haha...na so!!!

Anonymous said...

Hahhahahahahayahahhaahahhahahagahagagagagahahahahahahah whoa serves your right, #shiteater

Anonymous said...

As in ehnnn......pussy no do u suck, u con enta shit hole; Wetin u expect for dia before? Perv

Anonymous said...

Kudos on your fornication announcement. Congrats

♥ ȊƦȋƺȟ ƘƦȋϻ ♥ said...

Hahahahahahhahahaha u so funny I swear...

MEREZE said...

Use Listerine mouthwash after bro! But damn, she must be full of filth!

Anonymous said...

ve mistakenly moved my tounge to that region wen giving head before,compported immediately sha d smell is somow ...but as for u!,u don turn am to office naso she carry file come for u..dey solve am....na ur palava

Unknown said...

u die well

Amanda Austins said...

Started having nightmares too once after sleeping with one guy. Had to call everything off stopped seeing him.

Then I called in a pastor who asked me call for prayers by 9pm for 3 days and that was how it stopped.

It was really scary...so I can really understand your fear.

Anonymous said...

#rimshot

Unknown said...

Hiss

Anonymous said...

bangBros de call am ass2Mouth.

Anonymous said...

sharpMan

Anonymous said...

In porno that is what they call ass2Mouth. Ask bangBros to confirm am.

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