Some say that I am gay; some have called me a fag, crazily some think am a transvestite. Some will swear I’m bisexual, hummmmmm. My Sexuality has always been a subject of great scrutiny and misconception ever since I can remember, and I have had a ball if I say so myself. Na today? E don tey!
My parents saw Pepper. When I was barely 10yrs old, my baby nurse was caught tampering with me sexually, Chineke! A practice that pleasured me even though I didn’t know what the heck to do, when we were caught by my mother needless to say how levied she was. My God! Come and see! She beat the living hell out of my baby nurse, didn't even know my mum knew karate and judo then. No be small thing.
By the time I turned 12, I was
disvirgined by a local whore who dashed
me my first STD, the discomfort I
experienced was very scary, it was as if my kini was on fire. Kai! I
confided in my Mama, who took it upon herself to further frighten and scare the
living day light out of me, telling me how sex is so bad and dangerous. Did
that frighten me after I was cured? For
where? From there on, girls were getting pregnant around me like they were all
catching cold. The more I was beaten up by my father and scared shitless by my
mother for my waywardness the more stories of pregnant girls all over the
bloody place grew, it was amazing though
it wasn't funny.
Meanwhile in secondary school, my
mates were busy being good children, reading their books; I was busy
fornicating all over the place getting girls pregnant. It was incredible when I
come to think about it now. Yesoooo I
was catching my fun with reckless abandon while my parents prayed for my deliverance
because chaiii, I spoil from belle, no be today. By the time I was 16yrs old I
had my first baby, of course not to be seen as a cursed child I denied any
knowledge of ever knowing the woman at the time, who usually were all older
than me, some by 10yrs. All I could chorus at that time was that famous tune by
Shaggy, No, "It Wasn't Me". By the time I turned 19, my mother in her
wisdom talked me into getting married early. I went along with the programme, for
me I saw it all as legally having a free supply of p....sy, endless sex, which
one be my own. That marriage failed before it kicked off, I was just too young
and immature to understand what I was getting myself into, that’s how I ended up marrying 3times,
experimenting with different women before meeting my present anointed wife, lady Diane.
It has not been all that bad
because I can now see how wanting to be severely me has brought me miles ahead
of my peers and age mates.
Now I smell like someone who was
always ahead of his game. My first son is about 46yrs old now, an associate
professor at MIT in Boston Mass. USA. Then it was taboo for a young man of 16
to be making babies, right now my people, it's a blessing, and I thank God
daily. I have nine kids and 14 grandchildren, I have had my fill God knows, but
the hardest thing was the discipline I had to employ when I built the larger
than life Image that is CharlyBoy.
There were girls everywhere,
crawling from between the cracks in the walls, young girls, not so young, old
and not too old, married women, red Indians, white, black, green. There were
more women around me, God! I don't even know how I coped, thanks for all that I
have learnt as a Buddhist. The art of conquering one’s body, controlling my
desires and not allowing it to gain dominion over me. At first it was
difficult, but the more I chased the truth in the line of clean living I
started to develop a more beautiful soul. It was only discipline , courage,
wisdom and the blood of Lady Diane that helped me survive attacks from all them
women, the harder they came the harder they fell. I chased the chasers. No be
small tin.
The controversial stunt and hype
of being gay, was my unorthodox way of beating off most of the women hanging
around me, it was becoming ridiculous. As the hype gained momentum most of the
women left me to myself, feeling that my sexual preference was different. The
fact that I was able to act with restrain made me powerful, can't really
explain it, but I felt godlike and I knew I had come of age.
As I matured through the journey I started to
feel more in control of my erection and emotions. But no thanks to the gay thing,
I have always been as straight as a pencil and even if I was, why would I ever
hide it, I send anybody? Me, Charlyboy, 007, license to do anyhow. Long story
short, it discouraged a lot of women from hanging around, since I couldn't beat
them off. Oh! I played my part very well as Charlyboy. The gen gen tins abi? I’m
really good at it, believe me.
Just in case I’m losing you, or
have managed to confuse you. Please get your
mind out from the gutters I’m talking about discipline here, not indiscriminate
sex. I’m talking about the need for grownups to live a more disciplined life,
having more respect for your Kini and your body. I may have been a bomb as a
teenager, but my brother now I know better how to honour and respect my body.
Gbam!
Mtchewwww
ReplyDeleteAmakadarlyn@yahoo.com
Nice. Really nice
DeleteLool
ReplyDeleteWell said... But the approach is out of this world though
DeleteI ain't a fan but gotta give it to him, he has guts and dares to be different! A nonconformist to the core & doesn't care bout wot ppl say. He doesn't shy away from controversial issues & he is most def not a hypocrite which most of us are. Tells it as it is & he's as real as can be! I'm actually starting to sound like a fan.
DeleteHahaha
ReplyDeleteStory for the gods.....yawning....damn am hungry! REPORTING > LIVE FROM PORT NOVIA>
ReplyDeleteSipping my loya milk
ReplyDeleteAmakadarlyn@yahoo.com
I was having a bad day at work today. this actually made me smile...
ReplyDeleteNice.
ReplyDeleteHmmm
ReplyDeleteme self no say no bi today. u spoil from belle no bi lie
ReplyDeleteHmmmm
ReplyDeleteYeye man! Didn't even bother reading his trash. Old papa youngy pls go have a sit make person see road jare #onelovefromSnow#
ReplyDeleteMe too I didn't read
DeleteYou are always disgusting.
DeleteMadness
ReplyDeleteI've heard. But did he say he was 16 and singing the then popular song by Shaggy "Wasn't me?".. Got confused somehow
ReplyDeleteHope u did comprehension in ur secondary man! He was sayin it wasn't him den as Shaggy later sang in his song. Ighotago?
DeleteLols
ReplyDeleteWise word Udo Charlse as an igbo man the temple of Yah is the body control
ReplyDeleteThis is very inspiring because when we look in our families we all see someone addicted to sex but Charley boy was able to handle his issues the way he deemed fit.
ReplyDeleteI pledge my respect Area father.
Read the Last Paragraph and loved it!!! no time to dey read long story!! #Self Control#
ReplyDeleteThis old faggot should do and join his father self.... (•͡.̮ •͡ )
ReplyDeleteAren't u jst stupid for ds comment u've made? well, I hope u join our ancestors soon 2
DeleteI wish you what you wish someone's father.... foolish fool!!
DeleteKul
ReplyDeletehe is very sick
ReplyDeleteOldest young man...amu o na ahu gi nko? Lol
ReplyDeleteNice writeup, picking urself nd owing up to your mistake nd facing ur fears nd using it as a step to ur own success. I learn't a lot from this write up
ReplyDeleteInteresting indeed. So you feigned gay to scare women off you? Buh those heels tho, nuffin disciplined about dem plus all dem skul crusted jewelries. Anyway na ur way. Casanova from belle.hihihi
ReplyDeleteNonso Okoh via SAMSUNG GALAXY SMART PHONE.
this Arugbo,u just want to feel relevant, go lie down somewhere jor
ReplyDeleteLol @.1st STD
ReplyDeleteGood4U
ReplyDeletethank God he is not gay!
Deleteyou shoulda summarize this *yawnssssss
ReplyDeleteYea its long buh interesting....so outta alldis women u impregnated, u have only 9kids? Which means u still have many others u dnt even know where de are. Oh boy make ur son no do mistake bring Bak ur own daughter to u as a wife.
DeleteNa wao! Hw did u manage to scale tru sch? SMH
DeleteHmm! Charly boy don come
ReplyDeleteHmmm.gd fr u.na u gt ur mouth
ReplyDeletecharly boy o
ReplyDelete>>>>> Quite revealing and very interesting, who knew he has Nine children and a 46 year old, no wonder he is so crazy. <<<<<
ReplyDeleteSummary! Learn to control your dicks by becoming a Buddhist and Charly grandfather is not gay and his first son is 46! Before I forgot he was molested at 10 and had STD at 12! You welcome
ReplyDeleteNice summary
DeleteLol....nice one pretty bitch.!
DeleteCharlie charlie,u sef don try
ReplyDeleteThis man does not know that he is old abi?
ReplyDeleteLol!
ReplyDeleteUr were and always will be a bad boi, forget all this fine tuneing! It just worked for u or rather u worked for it but ur history , teenagers no suppose to read!
ReplyDeletelove dis article...first time reading his article...loveeee it
ReplyDeleteHmm, we have heard you. But you don see sha, even green girls lolz.
ReplyDeletelol... awesome article. Charly boy should be a writer!
ReplyDeleteDis man again you no go kukuma kill person*yawns*
ReplyDeleteNice write up , he must must have seen real hell.
ReplyDeleteCan't stop laffing oooo...nice one
ReplyDeleteFunny but interesting lol
ReplyDeleteMr Send nobody...
#Commenting thru Glo 4G LTE
woooow wooow woooow. So much sense made!!! he said it all!!! "honour and respect ur body.". Gbammest!!!
ReplyDeletegood for ram ooo
ReplyDeleteTeach me the ways of the budhist Chaley, I think I need like x2 of wat u needed then. Pls grandy
ReplyDeleteNothing wey man pikin no go see here
ReplyDeleteChoi see yan eh!!
ReplyDeleteThis guy needs to chill, all this moves I wonder what inspires him
ReplyDeleteCharly boy! Always dishing us educating articles! Nice one bro
ReplyDeleteHehehehe
ReplyDeleteFunny man....nkk
ReplyDeleteMad man
ReplyDeletecharlie. ur story is that of a spoilt kid whose parent took care of his mess. u think u would be here talking bout ur 49 year old associate prof if u were raised by an average Nigerian parent? i guess not..
ReplyDeletemy eyes oo..antylinda na wa for u oo i had to strain my eyes jt to read the whole piece....i sha learnt something #itsallgood
ReplyDeletemy eyes oo..antylinda na wa for u oo i had to strain my eyes jt to read the whole piece....i sha learnt something #itsallgood
ReplyDeleteMa'am linda pls I need 2 send u a video to share wit lib on my experience on bribe and non-stop nigerian corruption @ INEC reg centre to day...pls ma e-mail is dajax47@yahoo.com it wasn't a good 1 @. all...pls reply me on how I could send dis 4u to share.tanx
ReplyDeletethanks uncle charly, really inspiring
ReplyDeleteAgbalagba ni man yi ke # some1 shuld remind him #abeg
ReplyDeleteOk o, make i use ujo kwere
ReplyDeleteI love many things about this CB. He made growing up in the 80s & 90s fun even as NTA or NTA were the only options.Your sexuality? m confused!46 gbosa 2 D confamented Area fada 1 of isale eko !#ZOOOMtime!!!
ReplyDeleteThank God, you have moved from Charly boy to Charly man. Am just imaging the hell you put your parent through as a teenager.
ReplyDeleteI love this piece. Point blank!
ReplyDeleteThe last part of your essay was educating and instructive...
ReplyDeleteThank God for that ability to put a stop to your errant dick...
May God help us
Love reading your articles AF....or should I call it 'an open diary'? Always very interesting and something to learn from....and also luv the humour u pour into it....lol!
ReplyDeleteStory
ReplyDeleteThank God you have changed from Charly boy to Charly man. Am just imaging the hell you put your parents through as a teenager.
ReplyDelete*yawns*
ReplyDeleteCool story bro!
ReplyDeleteCharlie boy don tell una oh. Oya back to sipping my green tea.
ReplyDeletePopsie Charlie...weldone sir!
ReplyDeleteNice talk Area Fada.... It really good for one to look after oneself...
ReplyDeletehope dis man is ok sha?
ReplyDeleteNice write up....good sense of passing a message to the grassroots. no forming things
ReplyDeleteCharly Boy... E too long jor
ReplyDeleteok bye# strollsaway#
ReplyDeleteThnk God for. Am happy u v being revived!
ReplyDeleteHmmmm! Charly we don hear....ologunifemidolapo@yahoo.com
ReplyDeleteThis man again.
ReplyDeleteThis man again.
ReplyDeleteMy doubts have been cleared finally...
ReplyDeleteok, any questnz
ReplyDeletethis man do mad koja healing
ReplyDeleteBetter for you.
ReplyDeleteOK.... THELMA BLACK
ReplyDeleteCharly.... This is the when I break free cos I can't resist it no more...# just singing
ReplyDeleteLol..@mum knew karate and judo #gift#
ReplyDeleteAbeg go jor!
ReplyDeleteThis story is for another day not today, too much story
ReplyDeleteHmm brilliant writeup
ReplyDeleteI think every male teen shud read this
Thats a good piece from Charley boy. benotekcomputers@gmail.com
ReplyDeleteHe had a problem keeping his libido in check and it went on rampage... Buy the part about grand kids?? Mehn that dude is awesome... He's worked on all races Lol...buh seriously its good to have Him back...#justsaying
ReplyDeleteCherrio
The area father has spoken. Lol
ReplyDeleteStory for the gods
ReplyDeleteI knew it, that this dude is a buddhist, no wonder he carries fetish rubbish everywhere,chai!, God help this wicked generation. So many deceptions.
ReplyDeleteHe has conquered his lust by posing nude on the media, corrupting souls of men??, come one be realistic bro, we know whats up.
Charlyboy and his ways, thank God his parent did not commit suicide because of him.
ReplyDeleteOne and Only Ada David Omobabalanu says so
What is charly Boy really teaching our youth,good life or bad life?hummm! Please hold your Children not to listen to this man.Nigeria is too big to turn mumu oo!!!!
ReplyDeletedis man is turning another thing
ReplyDeleteA very common scenerio with boys of this era. Getting laid with whoever and terming it fun. Good he learnt to control his emotions. Many naughty boys who turned to men/married men hasn't learnt how to control theirs.
ReplyDeleteBad dude
ReplyDeleteCharly boy na only u waka come.....#Lol# u really played away matches
ReplyDeletelmao..charlie baba
ReplyDeleteFor the first time, area father is impressing me...
ReplyDeleteStory for d gods
ReplyDeleteHow com ds man is talking abt discipline when his looks is immorale talk of his actions.. Lets be straight here ds kind of person has nting 2 do with discipline coz he aint showing any bit of it.Gbam!
ReplyDeleteSometimes reasonable, other times dumb. The only interesting parts are the sex @12 with "ashawo STD" & your associate professor son.
ReplyDeleteHope he's proud of your rascality where ever he is.
#twistedOLDfuck.
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Only him can do such thing
ReplyDeleteHahahaha, charlyboy 007 has spoken Gbam! Gbamer! Gbamest!...
ReplyDeleteHmm brilliant writeup
ReplyDeleteI think every male teen shud read this
Nice piece mixed wit humour.
ReplyDeleteI just Love this man. he is not an hypocrite like many.
ReplyDeleteDo you know God...rapture deey com oooo...
ReplyDeleteFactoDeLaw
I really enjoyed reading this piece... Big thanks Mr Charly man. It's good to discipline your kini as you grow older as self respect is very important for self image. As a matter of self respect, since i come this obodo oyibo so, I never chop kini for about 3 years now. Not because have not had toasters but because I want more than just sex and even with the fact that am really attracted to oyibo, I still never chop, ohh please don't ask me if there are no black guys, yes they are and mst of the black guys here are very useless and cheap.... sorry ohhh, meant no disrespect but its the truth, them gossip pass women. I have discipline myself to drink wine while I wait for the one. BrownScso
ReplyDeleteTnk God for ur life
ReplyDeleteIf una enjoy finish, una go begin dey preach. Una. No go leave young people to enjoy too. Just kidding!!! As a matter of fact pre-marital sex is a kind of pleasurable slavery that take you closer to your grave before you even noticed, you are some inch into the grave.
ReplyDeleteWell, life is in stages. The evolution of Charly Boy
ReplyDeleteI like it. He isn't blaming women for his shortcomings but taking responsibility for not controlling his penis in his youth. With maturity, he did what he had to do to remain faithful to his current wife. Is he sure about having just nine kids? By his description, he impregnated the entire village.
ReplyDeleteohhhhh, So Wats ur main point of dis Long literature, y not straight to d point? chai! but again ur child Hood was messed up, DAMN!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteStory for the gods...........
ReplyDeleteLong but interesting story
ReplyDeletehummm, story for the god (eleyele1@yahoo.com)
ReplyDeletegood for you charly boy.. but if you had an average parent. I wonder what would become of u. may be one armed rubber on the street
ReplyDeleteNice piece! Buh Charly man,am certain you are not ok. Why do you dress the way you do? Is it still part of the scaring away?
ReplyDeleteLol,true talk,he sure does ave an hilarious way of conveyin his message.
ReplyDeleteStory for the gods
ReplyDeleteDats. His problm...I no send
ReplyDeleteNice...men pls learn to control ur kini, area father says so... This write up has put a smile on my face today..thanks charly
ReplyDeleteThis is random but - I was molested around that age too by our house help (Togo girl),Her ass was FAT! JESUS! I remember i came that day,I lOVED it,even tho i didn't know what it was till i was like 18yrs....
ReplyDeleteI will even tell my mumsy one of these days self...hehehehe!
Cool
ReplyDeletewell...well...well(sniffles)
ReplyDeleteBut he looks gay though but i didn't read d article
ReplyDeleteUhmm....Ermmm....He reminds me of my grandpa though (Chewing my nails whilst watching the sun set)
ReplyDeleteYeye man!
ReplyDeleteNice one,Area father
ReplyDelete----#AUNTYLINDAgoddaughter#
Quite an episode
ReplyDeleteAll the long story to emphasize on discipline. Please approach Men that mess around & leave room for more important stories. Why didn't you write this when your dad was alive so we will no Whatz true & Whatz false. Judo/k indeed!
ReplyDeleteSo Charly Nwa Boy is a Buddha man. Well thank God for his life.
ReplyDeletena him sabi
ReplyDeleteDon't like dis mugu @ all
ReplyDeleteSo Charly Boy was born in 1951 and he claims to have had a song released in 2000 in his head when he was 19yrs old. inconsistent much?.....theNutJob
ReplyDeleteSo Charly Boy was born in 1951 and he claims to have had a song released in 2000 in his head when he was 19yrs old. inconsistent much?.....theNutJob
ReplyDeleteThis man is no role model
ReplyDeleteWho kias....mshewww
ReplyDeleteFollow my words but don't follow my character dats charlyboy for u
ReplyDeleteToo many complicated stories. 16 when it wasnt me was reigning? Pregananted girls at ten? Hmmmm this throat of my likes inching me sh. Xxxxx Ndubuaku
ReplyDeleteI for one am not a fan of charly boy he is too radical.
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Quite a story
ReplyDeleteOnye nko ye ri!
ReplyDeleteDear Charly Boy, how many times did I call you? This your epistle is convinced of lies and deception. So because you want to scare girls away, you turn to gay? please spare me that bull crap. what happens to giving your life to Christ?
ReplyDeleteu are just roaming about, just go to the strenght point and tell the world what u are so to clear the doubt of the pple. to me ur dress seems to be madness.
ReplyDeletemjabdulk@gmail.com
Lmao
ReplyDeleteBadt Charlie!!! Lol
ReplyDeleteThis old man is a joke.
ReplyDeleteNaughty charly boy.. Nice one
ReplyDeleteThis man sef!!
ReplyDeleteVery funny
ReplyDeleteCharly Boy is the only honest Nigerian I know. He is self-depricating, he is very self-aware and he's not a hypocrite. He tells the truth while others are busy painting self-righteous images of themselves.
ReplyDeleteSo I hope you eventually claimed all your children. Eh Charly?
ReplyDeletewhen you were 16?,shaggy sang wasn't me by then how old was shaggy,you celebrities should stop fabricating story to gain attention
ReplyDeleteWhere is ONYX, am surprised he didn't comment.
ReplyDeleteAm sure he is heart broke that Area fada is no gay.
Okay bye...
this message was for me
ReplyDelete