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Hilarious video: Patrick Obahiagbon comments on Rivers state crisis

This man can't be serious! Do these words even mean anything? Mr English speaker won't kill person. Lol. Please watch this Channels TV interview...
at 7/29/2013 08:01:00 pm

223 comments:

  1. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 20:07

    Azn eh! D kain English tire me!!!
    ~D great anonymous!

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    1. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 21:37

      Oso a bam n'ukwu
      Nkotonko, nwanne Nkotonko, a nam a nam be nne m ooo?

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    2. Opeedo30 July 2013 at 00:16

      Idiot na by force

      click HERE for more gist

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    3. Anonymous30 July 2013 at 03:01

      Linda na becos him no be libers? After all prince charming speaks worse and you upload his stupidity everyday.

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  2. Editor29 July 2013 at 20:09

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  3. BONARIO NNAGS29 July 2013 at 20:10

    looolz this man is cray,he endedup confusing is instead of convincing me.

    ~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA3310

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  4. King Ebuka29 July 2013 at 20:11

    lmaaaaoooo ...funny man .....

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  5. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 20:12

    Won ti oyinbo shepe fun man yi!

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  6. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 20:13

    Hahahahahaha

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    1. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 20:31

      Na Princecharmin mentor lollllll

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    2. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 20:38

      This man is PRINCE CHARMINGs daddy right? Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhaha

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    3. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 20:48

      ♒ђåª•ђåª•ђåª♒ ♒ђåª•ђåª•ђåª♒ I cant wait to read wot our grammar guru on LIB(Princecharmingg)has to say abt this

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    4. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 20:50

      Even the host are confused...lol #crazyman

      I rest my brain

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    5. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 20:50

      Even the host are confused...lol #crazyman

      I rest my brain

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    6. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 21:00

      The men on brown and dark grey suit are totally lost even 1 was sleeping towards d end

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  7. memphis29 July 2013 at 20:17

    Am I the 1st to comment?? :p

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  8. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 20:17

    Naija I hail thee even devil don tire for us talkless of God. But I amust admit it is a general complex issue amongst most Nigerians when given an opportunity to speak thru a media platform.......You will never hear an English man speak big grammar out of the norm, even Americans self no dey speak big big grammar inlcuding d one wey go havard

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    1. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 20:44

      Mumu! na Go
      d be "talkless"?

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  9. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 20:21

    Hian!!! Now sucking the bone of my agidi jellof.

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  10. aprokoboy29 July 2013 at 20:22

    After politics he should venture into church activities, I dont think he will need the holy spirit to speak in tongues. Maenwhile I am the oga at Top

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    1. Anonymous30 July 2013 at 03:24

      I also felt like he was prophesying at some point. Looool...hehehehe, Patrick oooo

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  11. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 20:23

    Dis man is high on dry dope.

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  12. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 20:23

    Oyibo supuu....
    Bekee bu agbara.
    Linda nwanne m, kedu ubosi m ga ebido suba udiri oyibo a

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  13. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 20:23

    Beyond hilarious! How in the hell did the interviewers and other studio guests keep a straight face??? That's the funniest bit

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    1. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 23:33

      Hahahaha, my thoughts exactly!

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  14. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 20:24

    He is just looking for public attention.he speak normally and simply engish. Our hon chief of staff take am easyyyy

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  15. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 20:24

    Prince Charming, you see who pass you! Hehehe.

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  16. Unknown29 July 2013 at 20:24

    Laff wan scatter ma belle. is this man for real?

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  17. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 20:24

    He's delusional. thalidomide is not a still gun as he ascertained. its an immunomodulatory agent used in combo with dexamethasone to treat multiple myeloma...

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    1. Anonymous30 July 2013 at 09:17

      Thalidomide was linked to deformed babies in the 1950s in Europe. Si he is right in his use

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  18. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 20:25

    Laff af turn me upside down

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  19. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 20:26

    Ignorance at its highest level!

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  20. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 20:26

    Dis man sef! Channels TV go know sey dis one no bi "WHAT IS THE WEBSITE OF NSCDC?"

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  21. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 20:26

    Dis man sef! Channels TV go know sey dis one no bi "WHAT IS THE WEBSITE OF NSCDC?"

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  22. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 20:26

    Dis man sef! Channels TV go know sey dis one no bi "WHAT IS THE WEBSITE OF NSCDC?"

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  23. Whirlwind29 July 2013 at 20:27

    Kakistomobhocracy! dts some esoteric expression! Gez it's his nature. I Dont think its a show-off or an attempt at grandiloquence. Nigerian issues can force words out of the dumb if considered. Heaven heal our Land!!!

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  24. ejikebiggerdick29 July 2013 at 20:27

    Linda!!! No link! No video! If na play, stop am o

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  25. Whirlwind29 July 2013 at 20:28

    Kakistomobhocracy! dts some esoteric expression! Gez it's his nature. I Dont think its a show-off or an attempt at grandiloquence. Nigerian issues can force words out of the dumb if considered. Heaven heal our Land!!!

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  26. Unknown29 July 2013 at 20:28

    Yeeeeeee!!!!!!! Oyinbo hard ooooo. Lmao. See as people dey look. #Cachistomogobosis. Abeg na one disease be dat? *faints* Prof Wole Soyinka pls come to my aid oooo

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  27. BUSY BEE29 July 2013 at 20:29

    Dis man sef! Channels TV go know sey dis one no bi "WHAT IS THE WEBSITE OF NSCDC?"

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  28. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 20:29

    So funny I don laugh tire .

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  29. Unknown29 July 2013 at 20:29

    Dis grammaratically spoken negro fistifies d upperlimb of my cerabral cavity located between the cartilage and humerus of the ball and socket joint.

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  30. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 20:30

    iv never taken a pen out to write a comment on LIB, but dis 1, LWKMD!!!!

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  31. ★★PRINCE CHARMING™★★29 July 2013 at 20:30

    Hehe! A fine wordsmith!!

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    1. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 21:22

      Prince Charming thats your grammarian uncle!

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    2. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 21:42

      A wordsmith-a person skilled in using words. Hmmmn...I never heard that before. Thank u Prince Charming, Linda's Grammarian,hehehheeh

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    3. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 21:47

      Prince charming, I no gree oo.i still dey wait for your comment. You don see who pass u abi?

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    4. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 23:35

      Linda pls adjourn dis interview cos I did come with ma dictionary.

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    5. ★★PRINCE CHARMING™★★30 July 2013 at 11:32

      @ Anonymous 9:47; LOL! Of course I doff my hat for Hon. Patrick.

      But you guys know all his words used were very right though? I read some people here saying he used "Thalidomide" wrongly, that its an old sedative drug, and he called it a "steel gun", he said "still bound" meaning Nigerians political system being in a state of political and democratic thalidomide will experience the conditions of being sedated, which puts it in a condition of being "still bound" just as when sedated.

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  32. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 20:30

    This man dey Craze o! who cares about his bullshit Grammers

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  33. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 20:31

    Lmaooooooooooo!

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  34. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 20:31

    This guy must be a joker, please help me ask which planet is he living definitely not this plane earth. Thanks

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  35. Unknown29 July 2013 at 20:32

    Dis man better write a dictionary! Even his hosts had a difficult time trying to understand his English!

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  36. brownie29 July 2013 at 20:33

    Time-wasting grammar! He started with "let me say this as quickly as possible" lol!!! Na wa oo....pls pple, what is "political kinkunkrakun"

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    1. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 21:22

      Loooooool idk

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    2. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 22:42

      Lmao...d man is just a werey

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    3. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 22:43

      The man is just a werey

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    4. Anonymous30 July 2013 at 17:03

      It mean "the political higihaga"

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  37. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 20:33

    Lmao how did the people there not laugh?!

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  38. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 20:33

    Lol! I wonder how the other guys were able to keep a straight face!

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  39. zaynab maleek29 July 2013 at 20:34

    If you can't understand the main point of what he's saying(not word for word) then ure dumb!
    But anyway, all this grammer isn't neccesary, but regardless, he inspires people eg my literature teacher in second. Sch, houseboy charming etc

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    1. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 22:45

      Dumb ass,we all understand what he's saying..his choice of words is just funny..

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    2. Anonymous30 July 2013 at 07:52

      Zaynab of cause we understand the point at which his driving at.. but the man is crazy as hell expressing his views Lmaooooooooo.. p.s I'm sure u were starting to feel all smart ass cus u understood Mshweeee bleeeh!

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  40. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 20:35

    This clown is nothing but a confused show off... His use of big words is an indication of him trying to hide his ignorance. Using ten big words to answer a yes or no question is an indication of ignorance and arrogance.

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  41. Mich29 July 2013 at 20:37

    If spoken English can't be understood without consulting a dictionary then it is utter gibberish.
    The primary purpose of conversations is to pass information,init?
    What information would you be said to have passed if at the end of the day every word you used was multi-syllable and stuff?
    Funny video though.

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    1. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 23:22

      My point exactly. How does he intend to communicate effectively with the people he represents?

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  42. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 20:37

    PRINCE CHARMING this man & you are birds of a feather

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  43. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 20:39

    Nah wa oh!d Bekee is Too much,lol.

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  44. Unknown29 July 2013 at 20:40

    Lwkm ooo! Tf???!

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  45. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 20:40

    This guy is just a clown....lol

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  46. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 20:42

    is this grammar or tongue speaking lol...hello

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  47. Rough Diamond29 July 2013 at 20:43

    I jst tire for dis man! Talking trash! I no understand one word he said, even d journalists sef no understand, they jst have to keep asking ?s make e be like say them understand as par (interveiw tinz). Hehehehe! Don't tell me nonsense in dbang's voice

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  48. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 20:43

    Obahiagbon,aka igodomigodo would at least be remembered for something.Carry go Mr Grammar.Me I like your swag.

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  49. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 20:43

    The funny thing is the straight faces of the other people on the panel

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  50. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 20:44

    Obahiagbon,aka igodomigodo would at least be remembered for something.Carry go Mr Grammar.Me I like your swag.

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  51. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 20:44

    Obahiagbon,aka igodomigodo would at least be remembered for something.Carry go Mr Grammar.Me I like your swag.

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  52. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 20:44

    Obahiagbon,aka igodomigodo would at least be remembered for something.Carry go Mr Grammar.Me I like your swag.

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  53. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 20:45

    Obahiagbon,aka igodomigodo would at least be remembered for something.Carry go Mr Grammar.Me I like your swag.

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  54. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 20:45

    Princesharming de second

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  55. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 20:45

    Obahiagbon,aka igodomigodo would at least be remembered for something.Carry go Mr Grammar.Me I like your swag.

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    1. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 21:25

      Ur an idiot for posting more than five times.

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  56. Mustapha Garko29 July 2013 at 20:46

    I dey hail Mr Honourable

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  57. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 20:48

    Wtf?? Lmfao

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  58. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 20:48

    Kungagatungaga!!! This man has killed english!!!!! Pls what was his point, my dico is nowhere close

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  59. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 20:48

    lmao

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  60. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 20:49

    Do these words even exist in the dictionary?

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  61. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 20:50

    This man is sending laugauage on exile.

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  62. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 20:50

    Ok o......! ''Prince Charming'' ur mentor/idol is at it again.lol! -J'WeezLe-

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  63. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 20:51

    This man is sending laugauage on exile.

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  64. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 20:52

    First how did all d people in the studio keep calm? OMG! dis is insanely hilarious! Is dis man communicating? I barely understood what he was saying

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  65. Wina29 July 2013 at 20:52

    Hahahaha,he is speaking in tongues . Lmao

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  66. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 20:53

    this guy is just sick

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  67. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 20:53

    Prince charming watch it very well and learn new words to scatter, Lolz

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  68. edward29 July 2013 at 20:55

    the main point of speaking is to communicate with other people, why open your mouth to speak when no one understands your utter trash

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  69. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 20:56

    I'm embarrased on his behalf.

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  70. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 20:57

    Hian!!! Now sucking the bone of my agidi jellof btw this dude needs psychological evaluation.

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  71. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 20:57

    ive checked the dictionary for some of the words he says and trust me half of them are definitely not english words, maybe it is latin...i dont know for this guy ooo #annoying!!!!

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  72. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 20:59

    I no understand anything biko,Linda translate,my dictionary no dey near,en say nigerians should move to Gambia,or wetin????

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  73. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 21:00

    Joker......

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  74. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 21:00

    Joker......

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  75. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 21:04

    I mean this from the bottom of my heart when I say this guy is an illiterate!

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  76. Unknown29 July 2013 at 21:05

    But d guy doesn't even speak english, he speaks greek and its so freaky annoying cos mehn dos interviewing him sef 4 don tire

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  77. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 21:08

    He's delusional. thalidomide is not a still gun as he ascertained. its an immunomodulatory agent used in combo with dexamethasone to treat multiple myeloma

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  78. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 21:08

    Absolute gibberish... Communication is when u talk to people and they comprehend what u re talking about not talking jagons... Gone are the days when this lunatic been they banbuzle us with gibberish as english... Bros we don go sch nw o! So u can't fool us again... Na wetin make dem chase am comot from fed house of reps be this.
    -Dat igbo boi-

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  79. inmyopinion29 July 2013 at 21:11

    The other guys just can't believe their ear, this man can pass that message across without all the non-existing grammar

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  80. disgusted29 July 2013 at 21:14

    this guy is not normal at all. How in the heavens name did the panel keep straight faces. I almost pee'd in my pants!

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  81. Immaculate29 July 2013 at 21:16

    Linda I don't laugh so te I forgot my eba on top of fire.
    Biko explain this for me:
    1. Kingkun cracum
    2. Audoriferous saga
    3. Kum gaga kuga and ameniakialy bewildered
    4. Flash poems
    5. Lobuo
    6. Political bemudatire
    7. Pestilager aqua
    8. War of pat region and poligerency
    9. Batilica teketeke mene universy
    10. Political dramatic personi

    Biko Linda elaborate more on this . This man is something else

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    1. bolanle30 July 2013 at 08:48

      OMG!! You were very attentive Ooo! All i heard is "political that", "political this"

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  82. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 21:17

    I can see the ship of Nigeria hovering around the political bermuda triangle....LMAO!

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  83. Gift Amadi29 July 2013 at 21:19

    Lol, dis man is nt serious. I'dnt tink even d pple asking him questions understands him #GOBE!

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  84. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 21:21

    This has got to be from a poorly written Nollywood script where there is a fake johnny just deported from yankee trying to blow fake Phoneye Like is he for real???

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  85. nydraps29 July 2013 at 21:23

    Combining english, latin, greek together....i laff nearly piss for ♍Ɣ body....ђã†̥ i̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊ "political crikum crakum", "political higi haga", "biblical mene mene, tekel, uphraism".....Нaнaɑº°˚=Dнaнaɑº°=D=D

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  86. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 21:27

    Rubbish! Nonsense! For communication to be effective, keep it as simple as possible. Whoever has been able to make any sense of all his jargons? To think that almost all the words as used in his context are absolutely wrong. Smh...

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  87. Unknown29 July 2013 at 21:28

    but i looked up some of the words he used in the dictionary and it does makes sense.

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  88. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 21:31

    In less than 5mins I have been able to establishe,odoriferous gaga,rigingobi,findusine and count 52 different alistocious grammars..ewo

    Dan

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  89. Troublemaker29 July 2013 at 21:34

    what has "Obi okpo" got to do with english Bikonu lmao... and how did these interviewers manage not to laugh

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  90. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 21:37

    @ dat Igbo boy if u must know he is still in house of rep....u fool..I love him cos he's from my state

    Dan

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  91. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 21:38

    LMFAO!

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  92. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 21:43

    pls i cn't see any link talkmore of a video. do somtin na @westino

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  93. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 21:46

    pls i cn't see any link talkmore of a video. do somtin na @westino

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  94. BLOGLORD (MVBM)29 July 2013 at 21:55

    There is trouble!

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  95. lolz29 July 2013 at 22:10

    My gosh ahahahah @Immaculate, chop kuckle! cos I only heard bermuda poilitcal triangle out of all he said!!!!

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  96. Lala29 July 2013 at 22:23

    He is actually making a lot of sense the grammer aside.

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  97. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 22:40

    This dude is drunk. he is on tv and should speak english that every one can understand. even the presenters were confused. as far as i am concerned he just wasted hos spit because no one understood what he was saying... oga abeg if u won sho say you sabi english go aau ekpoma go lecture them...

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  98. FRIVOLOUZ29 July 2013 at 22:45

    NO i don't think they do, and since he thinks his so knowledgeable, could he or any other person kindly enlighten me with the simple knowledge of which one they think came into existence first, the Chicken or the Egg.

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  99. N729 July 2013 at 22:46

    Chei! dis man don let hot indomie burn me for mouth..... Dubriska polenca domdiscasy.....Linda inyia ano kwa na dictionary.

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  100. N729 July 2013 at 22:46

    Chei! dis man don let hot indomie burn me for mouth..... Dubriska polenca domdiscasy.....Linda inyia ano kwa na dictionary.

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  101. N729 July 2013 at 22:49

    But come to think of it.....Non of those guys sitting there laughed. Baba God knw say if na me gan, i go laff my laff nothing. Ana ko ya ko.

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  102. N729 July 2013 at 22:58

    I love Channels Tv, there re some days they just want to make us laff.....OMG! i jst sprained my ankle!

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  103. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 23:05

    This the a joke? Is he acting or this is real.See the kind of people in power in Nigeria.Bunch of fools

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    1. Anonymous30 July 2013 at 05:24

      Unfortunately he isnt joking. Thats our patrick obahiagbon for you.

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    2. precious30 July 2013 at 08:39

      Lol that is the type of english he speak he is a nothing man

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  104. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 23:07

    Dis one na "OGA at the Bottom".... lol

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  105. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 23:08

    EWO!!!hallelujah I understood some of what he said ...but abeg wetin concern thalidomide with still born this man sef he don dey comot for English with this one....he has to tell us if he is speaking history, literature, poetry of Plain English....ewo una goodnight abeg I don tire afta listening to this man..my brain can't absorb more today Linda biko echi!

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  106. Unknown29 July 2013 at 23:12

    All I can say is, the interviewers are very strong...I would have been laughing anyhow

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  107. Unknown29 July 2013 at 23:12

    All I can say is, the interviewers are very strong...I would have been laughing anyhow

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  108. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 23:27

    what was that lady feeling like? asking questions like you understand....

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  109. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 23:43

    Pls linda adjourn dis interview cos I 4got ma dictionary

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  110. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 23:48

    LMAOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!! naija with crazy people shaaaaa , WTF was he saying ..................hahahahahaha

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  111. Anonymous29 July 2013 at 23:54

    lmfAO THE FACES KILLED ME LMAO


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  112. ennymama30 July 2013 at 00:16

    Dis man haff kill english

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  113. Anonymous30 July 2013 at 00:19

    LMAO.....I've got my dictionary here and I still don't understand what he said

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  114. Unknown30 July 2013 at 01:13

    MEHN, NA WARRI +WAFI+ENGLISH DIS MAN DEY TALK ABEGI, I DEY ROLL FOR FLOOR SHA

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  115. Anonymous30 July 2013 at 01:13

    This guy is a "BIG MORON"

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  116. Anonymous30 July 2013 at 01:14

    lolllllllllllllllllllll i would love to have this guy over as a dinner guest loll very entertaining. but he dey make sense sha. while throwing in occasional garbage word.

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  117. Anonymous30 July 2013 at 01:39

    He has even put someone to sleep

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  118. Adeniyi Samuel30 July 2013 at 01:41

    Couldn't even understand anything he said. See the way the interviewers were just looking at him like they were also confused.

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  119. Anonymous30 July 2013 at 01:59

    This man is consistent. At least ever since he appeared on the political scene, he has always done exactly what he did in the video. He must e committed to big vocabulary study cum other lingual. I think he is peculiar, funny and determined to keep his pace. Because I know how difficult this could be. I salute his decorum.

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  120. Mischievous30 July 2013 at 02:37

    Patrick wont stop, and he gets 'worse'.

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  121. Mischievous30 July 2013 at 02:42

    Who will 'save' Patrick from Patrick?

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  122. Anonymous30 July 2013 at 03:09

    GBAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    KAKISTOMOBOPLUTOCRACY!!!

    Kakistocracy - Rule by the worst of men.

    Mobocracy - Rule by the mob.

    Plutocracy - Rule by the rich.

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  123. Unknown30 July 2013 at 03:12

    This is not right o.. How can u make five sentence and nobody understands even one word of what u have said?? D whole idea of communication has been defeated.. Some of these words sound like a joke as if he's speaking his native language... Abi carry ur amibigious words to one corner.. They will arrest him one day for misleading

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  124. Anonymous30 July 2013 at 05:23

    Man chatting bareeee shit

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  125. Xavier30 July 2013 at 05:40

    NIGERIAN POLITICIANS CAN NEVER ANSWER THE QUESTION THEY ARE ASKED.... IF YOU WANT TO BE SHAKESPEARE WRITE A NOVEL AT LEAST AND STOP EMBARRASSING YOURSELVES... THINKING YOUR A DICTIONARY.....

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  126. Anonymous30 July 2013 at 06:09

    SO OUT OF ALL THAT BIG ENGLISH, THE ONLY WORD THEY DIDNT UNDERSTAND WAS THALIDOMIDE. CHAI MAYBE I NEED TO GO BACK TO SECONDARY SCHOOL ENGLISH CLASS

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  127. Anonymous30 July 2013 at 06:13

    THIS IS THE FUNNIEST COMMENT I HAVE EVER SEEN ON THIS BLOG

    Blogger Whirlwind said...

    Kakistomobhocracy! dts some esoteric expression! Gez it's his nature. I Dont think its a show-off or an attempt at grandiloquence. Nigerian issues can force words out of the dumb if considered. Heaven heal our Land!!!

    July 29, 2013 at 8:28 PM

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  128. Anonymous30 July 2013 at 06:19

    Are u ppl deaf... it is clear wat he is saying

    1. it's d suspicion that amaechi wants to go for vice president that is causing the river crisis
    2. Nigeria is heading towards a democratic lacuna
    3. 2015 elections is sadly do or die and we might not have a real election, just someone reinstating himself as president
    4. we don't have a democracy

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  129. Anonymous30 July 2013 at 06:36

    what language is he speaking????

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  130. Anonymous30 July 2013 at 06:37

    DEAD!!!!

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  131. Breezy30 July 2013 at 07:09

    hahahaha... yaf wan kii me die.. but excuse me sir, you are speaking to 160 million Nigerians and only about 20 percent are educated. Of the few educated only less than 1 percent can logically understand you. So were you communicating? NOOOO. I enjoyed it though..

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  132. Anonymous30 July 2013 at 07:35

    Linda abeg provide us with the transcript of Oga Pat interview...

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  133. Los Jepush30 July 2013 at 07:38

    basically esoterical! Saying all these in this kind of society has just one description... 'Insanity'. Make he no go visit person for psychiatric hospital sha o, else....

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  134. Anonymous30 July 2013 at 08:30

    looool abeg who get advance dictionary cox i cant find most of dis words

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  135. Anonymous30 July 2013 at 08:34

    lolz..... Am very sure all the people present, didnt hear 1 thing. omo na big shame oooo

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  136. Anonymous30 July 2013 at 08:34

    Lmao u won't kill me with laff patrick de english man

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  137. Anonymous30 July 2013 at 08:52

    Linda cnt see d video*tears*told u am usng a bold 5!y cnt I view it..?
    Maureen

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  138. Anonymous30 July 2013 at 08:53

    It is such a shame that our youths are finding it funny to understand this man. Everything he said has meaning. Please try and take your time to study hard and not linda blog everyday with stupid jagons you listen to in the squalor music. From all he said, I can give you the meaning to most of the grammar.
    1. biblical tekel-tekel-mene-upharsin, is the writing on the wall by the angel in the book of daniel.
    2. prestissimo means as fast as possible.
    3. crincum-crancum means twist.

    bye

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  139. Anonymous30 July 2013 at 08:54

    You won't believe it o...i checked crinkum crankum in the dictionary and found it...it means something full of twists and turns. So give the guy his credit...

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  140. Honeybooboo30 July 2013 at 08:57

    How do the presenters manage to remain serious?

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  141. Anonymous30 July 2013 at 08:59

    Na Wa O, i must go school learn this language

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  142. Anonymous30 July 2013 at 09:00

    crinkle crankle also known as crinkum crankum,odoriferous, those are the words i coud find,the rest babao,na die

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  143. Anonymous30 July 2013 at 09:09

    i pity those who dont know and refuse to learn from those like NIGERIAS ENGLISH MASTER,patrick obahiagbon who sabi ENGLISH.Shame on you all.

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  144. Anonymous30 July 2013 at 09:30

    For those who have been asking, Thalidomide was developed as a sleeping pill but was found to cause birth defects in pregnant women (you may google brith defects from thalidomide). So in the context he used it i.e. 'political Thalidomide' it simply means that it will result in a still born or defective 2015 election.

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  145. Anonymous30 July 2013 at 09:47

    Even Channels TV got his title wrong. Chief of Staff not Chief of State. They made mess of my Oga at the top and yet Channels is still committing blunders.

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  146. Unknown30 July 2013 at 09:49

    this one is crazy...no doubt

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  147. Unknown30 July 2013 at 10:01

    Pastor Chris Okotie is a learner near this man lmfao... cant stop laughing, i couldn't understand him lol to think i read English in School

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  148. Anonymous30 July 2013 at 10:03

    Thalidome is...A drug formerly used as a sedative, but withdrawn in the early 1960s after it was found to cause congenital malformation. Our honourable just told a lie on live TV.Thalidome is not a steel gun or still gun as he mentioned.
    Mediocre? Everywhere in Politics.

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  149. Anonymous30 July 2013 at 10:09

    Funny enough, what he said made alot of sense if u listened carefully. According to I go dye, this man de mis benin, urhobo and india together. The part that got me laughing was were he said Rivers state crisis is happening because of Gov Rotimi Amechi's intrest in running for the 2015 elections. According to him, it is crystal clear like the biblical 'Mene Mene Teke Parsin' (The handwriting on the wall) Daniel 5. Hilarous!!! Obiaghbon too make sense.

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  150. Anonymous30 July 2013 at 10:16

    The man is making sense joor..if u listen attentively u go understand wetin yarn.abi 4 ur life u never hear that grammer b4.meaning ur parents just waste money wey dem suppose go use buy plot of land take send u go school.

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  151. Unknown30 July 2013 at 10:20

    Channel TV una see sey kakhi ₪☺ be leather. Why una ₪☺ question Mr English like the NSCDC oga at the top

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  152. Anonymous30 July 2013 at 10:25

    @Immaculate, U r the biggeste illiterate. You can't even hear Cricum Crancum? Biblical mene mene teke parsin, Political bermuda triangle? Mumu! After una go curse the man.

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  153. Anonymous30 July 2013 at 10:50


    Jesus is Lord. Ah ah, what the hell is he saying? That guy must be from Mars or someplace where speaking in tongues is the norm. Chei!!!! Patrick, my name sake, easy ooo, abeg.

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  154. Anonymous30 July 2013 at 11:07

    lol! At least i picked one word 'Talidomite" meaning still bomb or stale bomb, whichever the case.

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  155. Maggie30 July 2013 at 11:34

    immaculate...lol you try oo. you even can spell all d big big grammars.

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  156. Anonymous30 July 2013 at 11:48

    These words have no meaning and he's said nothing

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  157. Anonymous30 July 2013 at 12:30

    When the ship of Nigeria is hovering around the Bermuda Triangle which means Nigeria is on her way to destruction.

    The man always talk senses when it comes to politics but he must come to our level

    May God uphold my country!

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  158. Anonymous30 July 2013 at 12:49

    Am speechless what kinda a human being is this???????????????????

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  159. Anonymous30 July 2013 at 12:57

    Hahahahahah

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  160. Hrm paul ojeih30 July 2013 at 13:09

    i swear this guy will floor wole Soyinka in a literary debate and in the art of diction articulation viz a viz spoken diction
    comrade Patrick way to go at least those clowns in channels were dazed with ur command of English

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  161. Anonymous30 July 2013 at 13:22

    Make una go read una books make una stop they expose una ignorance on cyberspace.Everything the guy yarn,all they Dictionary.This dude should be worshipped.

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  162. Bimpe30 July 2013 at 14:03

    Like seriously? Is this a joke?? Its got to be!

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  163. Anonymous30 July 2013 at 14:58

    Dis is not English. Its just speaking English in roman language. So there's nothing to be amused about. Rather this man is a psycho speaking Roman language during an English speaking interview. These are the kinds of fools our great people of Nigeria elects into office and at the end they cry.

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  164. Anonymous30 July 2013 at 14:59

    Dis is not English. Its just speaking English in roman language. So there's nothing to be amused about. Rather this man is a psycho speaking Roman language during an English speaking interview. These are the kinds of fools our great people of Nigeria elects into office and at the end they cry.

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  165. Eta Uso30 July 2013 at 15:01

    Hope this helps define what Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon meant...

    Kakistocracy - Government by the worst persons
    Mobocracy - political control by a mob
    Plutocracy - A government or state in which the wealthy class rules
    kakisto + mobo + pluto + cracy = Nigeria

    Definition as sourced from: http://bit.ly/1e8kwCK

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  166. Anonymous30 July 2013 at 15:25

    surprised the guys in the studio kept a straight face through out the interview cos i couldn't stop laughing.

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  167. Anonymous30 July 2013 at 16:23

    Political kirinkum krakum; odoriferous saga; higi haga' Na waao. I wonder how these folks were able to put a straight face in the course of the interview. This guy will make a good fake pastor. Speaking in fake tongues will be easy for him

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  168. Anonymous30 July 2013 at 16:25

    Prince charming, there is no english word like kirikum krakum or higi haga.

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  169. Anonymous30 July 2013 at 16:32

    Crinkum crakum-something full of twist and turns.
    The man was speaking the truth just that there was not much communication because most people won't nderstand him.

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