"What I say in the book is, "A BJ a day keeps the divorce attorney away" and I say that because I feel like men are profoundly simplistic, which is the reason I wanted to call my book what I used as the title of chapter three, which is, "Stomach Full, Penis Empty: A Woman's Guide to a Happy Marriage."Once a day? Lol. C'mon woman, that's too much! Maybe twice a week? I can do that...*wink*. Lol. Continue...
Niecy continues..
Keeping him fed and drained, you have no problem. We are really more complicated than they are and I think that women are more generous with oral sex because we nurture by nature. We want to be pleasing by nature, that's in our DNA, so I think that a lot of the behavior we're looking for sexually, you might have to educate your partner.
Sometimes, men just assume they're going to get it and you need to be like, "Give me mine. Ladies first."
lol he's really a happy man.if only i'll get one frm ma man y not
ReplyDeleteIf he's willing to eat punani everyday, then why not? By all means
DeleteNa waoo person go dey BJ every day nd still dey chop food everyday.well some men will always cheat despite d BJ tin
DeletePunani is difficult to clean, dick na natural lolipop.
DeleteSpot on
Deletea.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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This lady just gat herself a fan and this post just made my day i swear.....
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What of those men wey no de keep dia sacks clean? Buhahahaha
Deleteoni yeye
DeleteU are such a funny idiot. Lmai
DeleteC mouth !
ReplyDeleteShe must be def practicing it.
Amen.
Deletewooo, BJ once a day? that will be nice.
ReplyDeleteNo comment
ReplyDeletePretender ....are you a virgin?
DeleteLindodo, u just get mouth, no action. Show us d guy first before BJ and d rest.
ReplyDeleteSee wash
DeleteGirl u bad ooo
One eyes close,:.hmmmmmmmmm
DeleteAwww!!! I love this woman. Gbam! Gbammer! Gbammest!!!
ReplyDeleteY u no go gbammest?.....men sef........my bf will desribe it to u d way he wants it. All summarized in one word...#nobemymouthunawantforhearam
DeleteY u no go gbammest?.....men sef........my bf will desribe it to u d way he wants it. All summarized in one word...#nobemymouthunawantforhearam
Deletelinda, since you like m, come do me. twelve inch. u go chop till you go yo!
ReplyDeleteAll na mouth. 12 inch indeed.
Delete12 inches my foot. Na mouth ds kind pple dey. Am sure ur a two inches man cos 12 inches dont brag abt it. Ozuo
DeleteU nor wise o, 12inch na 1ft o..
DeleteAwww!!!! I love this woman. Gbam! Gbammer!! Gbammest!!!
ReplyDeleteFinally, a woman that understands men!!... I think this is also Calabar women's philosophy... Chop n f&@k
ReplyDeleteCalabar women figured this out generations ago! I am a witness!!! And other women wonder why their husbands get transferred to Calabar or Uyo for work and refuse to go back home! Lol
Deletehahah once a day, na food? sperm go finish for body na. 4 times a week is okay abeg
ReplyDeleteWhat's the difference, abeg, let's go all the way jor.....
DeleteNot every man likes a BJ
ReplyDeleteLmao... dont try, cant tell!
DeleteExactly, my bf doesn't
DeleteYu probably are nt vry gud at it
DeleteAnon 7:9 probably cos u dnt knw hw to give.......every man loves a GOOD bj
DeleteIf ur bf doesn't like it then u don't do it right.check yourself.
DeleteAnon 7:9 probably cos u dnt knw hw to give.......every man loves a GOOD bj
DeleteJust 3 years... she should come back and repeat this same thing in 20years.. if she's still with her husband! smelly advice!
ReplyDeleteLmao. Damn right my dear
DeleteBJ everyday that's fantastic
ReplyDeleteThat's will be nice, way to go...
BORN TO SHINE!!!
Alarm! Alert!! Grammertical Bomb just exploded! Everyone run for your life!!!
DeleteGuy correct am Na
DeleteShea u knw d correct grammar
Anon 8.40... u b big fool
DeleteU way sabi correct English, write make we see...
Ode!!! Everyone run for your 'Life' abi..#suicide bomber
DeleteAll of us they make grammatical error directly/ indirectly. So get brain....kid
DeleteCheck your spelling
DeleteYou mean *grammatical
Olodo, mumu...
Esi ewu
Ode @Anon 8:40, remove the stone from ur own eyes first. Its 'grammatical' and 'lives' mbok
DeleteWhatever happened to "the nearest way to a man's heart is his stomach." I think good variety of meals will keep d divorce attorney away. Besides, how do u know d man isn't cheating? That means, you will be lapping up some girl's left over.
ReplyDeleteHmmm @lappin up some girl's left over.dts kinda creepy. Goshhhhh!!
Deletethe nearest way to a man's heart is his stomach."..reason y most men don hv a car or own a house...una don chop am finish!
Delete@Sir ....u re right! If the guy isnt cheating fine but if he is with various babes, na to dey chop nonsense.
Delete@Sir ....u re right! If the guy isnt cheating, fine, but if he is with various babes, na to dey chop nonsense.
DeleteIf u like open a restaurant in ur home and live in d kitchen, a man will cheat when he wants to. If u like gv him BJ every 6hrs, if he doesn't love u, u will only end up feeling miserable and dirty. Marriage isn't based on sex or variety of food though they r also important factor. Love, tolerance, understanding, communication, patience and above all God r the main things that sustains a marriage not bj or variety of food.
DeleteHaahaa I luv ths woman
ReplyDeleteThere is no particular rule that will work, if your man loves it and you feel you can do it then fine. Just find what works best for the both of you
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I don't believe it . even with all the bjs and bend down low. yet people still cheat and divorce. It makes it work for a while but that is not a total reason to keep a man even if u bj him every second.
ReplyDeleteLmao
ReplyDeletei know say na guys go comment pass n linda u too like sex. i enjoy giving bj too n am lucky to hv a man dat likes s....g me(meemee)
ReplyDeleteBlowjob wont keep ur man Mrs Sucker.
ReplyDeleteDuh,if my guy aint ready 2go down on me once evryday,I aint giving him
ReplyDeleteLol!... funniest thing I've read all day.
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you sure do know how to take care of your man lady.
ReplyDeleteplease visit multemohammed.blogspot.com..
Those of u saying "gbam"! Be careful o becos no bi every woman sabi BJ,make babe no come bite ur penis comot
ReplyDeleteLmao...rotfl
DeleteHmmmmmmmmmmm interesting
ReplyDeleteMen too such suck pussy at least once a day!!!! Oniranu oshi, be spewing trash from Her mouth. If you like give him BJ as brunch or dinner, if he's ready and irresponsible he will still cheat!
ReplyDeleteAin't that too much? No b something dey comot?
ReplyDeleteLol!! M nt a fan of bj @ ol..buh guys love t..nd t feels f'ing awesome 4 dem.
ReplyDeletewhat an ignorant cunt if you have to give bj daily to keep your marriage then theres something with other spicy aspects of your life. dont you work or think of other ways to sustain love . irrespective of how much u do that a mans gonna cheat if he wants to
ReplyDeleteBJ all the way,no BJ no relationship. #THAT AKWA IBOM BOY#
ReplyDeleteShe's got a point.....but I can only give what I will get.....do me I do u... so person no go think say nah him right....#finish#
ReplyDeleteStupid woman. No shame in the name of 21st century.
ReplyDeleteShame for? They are married not dating..
DeletePretender.......prude of the 21st century.....am sure d likes of u even rim ur guys, blow him and swallow his "tadpoles" .....clean mouth and come here to form santa whatever.
DeleteOr a good blower stole ur bf.....u still dey vex put
DeletePretender.......prude of the 21st century.....am sure d likes of u even rim ur guys, blow him and swallow his "tadpoles" .....clean mouth and come here to form santa whatever.
DeleteDifferent strokes for different folks
ReplyDeleteIts obvious naa...see her mouth.
ReplyDeleteShe didn't say its sure gonna keep him faithful but all we do is try try try... Spice up ur marriages and relationships,stop being ancient and predictable. Its boring. Men can't stay faithful is all we keep saying to ourselves but we women help chase them farther outside sometimes.
ReplyDeleteThank u, Bunny. My wife is never interested in sex and she is the first person to start fighting at the hint of the possibility of a chance that I may be spending time with another woman. What is a man to do?
DeleteMayb dat's wat is stil kipin dem..
ReplyDeleteSHE LOVES HER MAN.
ReplyDeleteARrrrrrrrrgh come on!! Linda.... well itz still different strokes for different folks
ReplyDeleteHer lips though....it might work..
ReplyDeleteBJ or no BJ a responsible man is a responsible man. Besides BJ doesn't make a marriage successful. Once you fail as a wife to keep your home if you like go 360 degree every night and give him a BJ every seconds it can't make the marriage work shikena. There are other things to put in place not just bed matters #onelovefromSnow#
ReplyDeleteBed matters are a necessary, even if not sufficient factor in a marriage working.
DeleteYes bj is gud
ReplyDeleteWhat works for A mustn't work for B, if it works for her so be it. I disagree with her generalizing it on every man #onelovefromSnow#
ReplyDeleteI now say linda go like that kind thing.
ReplyDeleteWORD!!!!! "Stomach Full, Penis Empty: A Woman's Guide to a Happy Marriage... epic
ReplyDelete69 IS THE KEY TO A SUCCESFUL MARRIAGE.LADIES.REMEMBER 69 WAS A VERY GOOD YEAR,FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT KNOWS WAH I MEAN*WINK*
ReplyDeleteI no go cheat on my babe if she gives me head everyday o, i love this post hehehe
ReplyDeleteI no go cheat on my babe if she gives me head everyday o, i love this post hehehe
ReplyDeleteNiecy, add throat cancer check to your list of annuals with your physician. Hopefully the dude does not have HPV and herpes, and he cleans his ass. I shall not be doing that shit and nobody is doing it to me. Yuck.
ReplyDeleteHmmm.....really? If only you knew what you are missing. Babes enjoy it too. If get good head, you will never look back
DeleteBlow job at least once a day???!!!…Ok, but what if she works?..oh, no wahala, she will just cut the thing put for mouth. see her mouth like person wen carry dick for mouth.
ReplyDeleteBuhhahahahah
Deletei love the fact that she said 'stomach full, penis empty, a woman's guide to a happy marriage.'
ReplyDeleteLinda you look gentle but i know for sure that you can wood a man when it comes to BJ. Take it easy.
ReplyDeleteAbeg who get nokia 3310 charger here ???
ReplyDeletesee the way she skip all my comments.i blame myself for posting nah.
ReplyDeleteBJ every day? Hmmmn!!! I'm just passing ooooooo
ReplyDeleteD shape of her mouth don show say she be expert for BJ. Oshisco!
ReplyDeleteNa so! A cheat ll still cheat, if u lyk suck 24/7. Linda so u a cock sucker huh? Or ur jst makin mouth ni
ReplyDeletelindaaaaaaaaa. lol
ReplyDeleteSo Linda you give heads? Bet you suck at it...a learner like you.
ReplyDelete"Keep him fed and drained". Amen to that....it works
ReplyDeleteIf bj will make him stay then he better go cox I will never do that am not a fan of it atall maybe Becox am a Dr I feel it isn't hygiene it's irritating
ReplyDeleteMy mouth isn't meant for that...... http://www.earnrealpay.net/aff/go/Imonik
ReplyDeleteLittle wonder she's got wide mouth!lol
ReplyDeleteI think she's fuckin right, beside the fact that its the only living thing a lady (no homo) can comfortably put n feel in her mouth. Shoutout 2 all the str8 men n women in the world for ensuring the continual survival of the Human Race.
ReplyDeleteWOW....who will thought linda can give BJ loooolll
ReplyDelete...and Linda did u notice that about 70% of the ladies that commented on this post actually said if you give a man BJ from now till tomorrow if they wants to cheat they will still cheat
ReplyDeleteAfrican girls are so backward and naive, and that is why your men keeps cheating on you. Many of them are still believing in the missionary style and that is why the runs girls keeps marrying and holier than thous are still under their patents @ age 40.
If you give a guy BJ it does not necessarily means he must cum b4 u stop it's just to spice up b4 d real sex.
Believe me you 90% of men love BJ. And those that are saying my man doesn't like, my dears he is getting it outside big time.
Smooth and truthful relationship lies in ladies hands. Give your man BJ and all that and see if he won't moan.
Better Woman ;)
ReplyDeleteOnly the fear of God can keep a man faithful, it doesn't matter whether you give him bj 15times a day coz when it's time to leave, he'll always find his way.
ReplyDeleteKeep on deceiving yourself. African woman. God will personally come down to help you cater for your husband abi. I just pity your religious ass. Don't go and look for what your husband love and start giving.
DeleteOh good!!This is a REAL WOMAN.Ladies learn from her advise b4 its too late.Infact i rushing home to get one now from my woman .
ReplyDeleteBeware of gono ko ko..
ReplyDeleteMtshewwwwww, everyday indeed. So what happens when you are not home?
ReplyDelete@Anon u are d one who is very backward. BJ does not save a marriage get dat into ur head, dere are still other important things dat spice up a marriage.
ReplyDeleteAnd 4 u to say dat Smooth & truthful relationship lies in d ladies hands- so wat does d man do in a relationship? Just sits, puts 0% while d woman puts a 100%. Its a two way thing. Ur mentality is totally out dated.
She is absolutely right. Why? Regular sex (not necessarily BJ) keeps a husband/wife relationship going very strong and makes it lasts 'longest'. Seriously Linda, pls let me know when and how to get a copy of the book when it is finally out. I'm interested in having a copy. 08090896480 is my tel. no. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteHow many CJs are they ready to give in a week?
ReplyDeleteAm an african woman to the core, we hide bhind Gods words as if we do all that is in the bible.Sex is a tiny ingredient but very much essential.If a bj is what makes him loose control even if I dnt like it I will learn.I can be a stripe woman if thats what it takes to keep my man.A drained man has nothing to look for outside.We all should know what works for us.When u de go church go am well and if you wan do ur man do am well too, na soo him go de play ur vidoe for him head.
ReplyDeleteNot surprised though....no wonder she's got a wide mouth
ReplyDeleteBJ na food?
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