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Tuesday 30 September 2014

...If she were a boy...

Was just minding my own business on twitter when I came across this ... are there other females who feel this way?

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  1. Linda ooooooo...You keep updating us, tanx...sharemezng@gmail.com

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  2. all these talk na for what.....

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  3. You re crazy
    ..gladchinyere@gmail.com

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  4. Hmmm...as a man, sleeping with multiple women is not really fun, not only does it affect your life, it make you feel less manly, guilty and dirty

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    1. $$ OLORUN LOBA $$ ...30 September 2014 at 16:25

      He's just irresponsible ...

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  5. U mean "minding other people's businesses on twitter".....*wink*

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  6. She is very stupid for having dat intention (ti iru eleyi ba je Olorun ojo ma ni ro ke!) idiot.

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    1. You're quite daft if you can't see what is happening right before you! Men are doing this to women already, on a daily basis!

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    2. I've gone through some of the comments below and it is quite pitiable to see how people are insulting this chick without taking a moment to look at things critically, saying "God forbid!" "It can never happen" "Thank God she's not a man" "Why would she want to do that to women?" "She's been used as a rag by men and now wishes she could use women" etc. Newsflash people!! Especially women: your men already do those things to you on a daily. It is already happening! There's nothing new in what she's said. You just look at the personal and domestic lives of women in Nigeria, both married and unmarried and you'll understand a thing or two better. I don't know what she's been/going through or even her mental state, but I don't think she meant this literally. It's just a different way of stating the same thing. So I guess it's ok for men to treat you the way she's described but all hell will break loose if a woman decides she wants to turn into a man and do exactly the same? I guess the saying "women are their own worst enemy" is quite true. I'm quite glad not everybody's head is facing one direction and a number of people were able see things from a different perspective. This type of post should gear is to examine certain unfair and negative things and that are generally accepted in our society and look for ways of improving things for everyone (both men and women) instead of just blindly attacking the poster............ Just Me

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    3. @anonymous 5:04- I totally agree with what u sed, she is depicting d current situation, her statement actually reflect what men currently do to women IMO n not what she will actually do if she became a man

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  7. Try it with ur mama...gladchinyere@gmail.com

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  8. This is the ranting of a pained mad black woman! But you shouldn't confuse her reality with yours! People are in general bad! The world suppose that man is evil because women b*tch about him 24/7. But the truth is women are just like men the only difference is that men don't b*tch about getting hurt cos it is umanly.
    Men don't go about hurting women and I hate when some women make it seem so!

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    1. Liar liar!! On different levels. Men bitch and moan aaaall the time. You just did it with your comment there! And it is true that both men and women hurt each other, but more men have hurt women throughout history, especially the Nigerian type of men. Don't even get me started on the atrocities against women, especially the married ones who society try to brainwash to just "continue to pray" for an unrepentant, cheating, inconsiderate, always chasing young girls type of husband. How many women in Nigeria would do all those things and people would still tell their husband to just continue to pray for? Huh? Pack it in, mate!

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  9. She is stupid and foolish, just seeking 4 attention ODE. Senseless mumu. Rozay talking

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    1. Nobody cares what comes out of your own dirty mouth, empty headed Rozay

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  10. That is why man ain't God...thank God you ain't a man bitch!!! You'd have simply rubbished the name of err other manfolk...

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  11. Ewo! Surprised with mouth wide open!

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  12. This sugabelly or wareva me nor they always understd her tweet sumtimes..rachea95@gmail.com

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  13. God knew what he was doing when he made you a woman...he knew what you were gonna be capable of even before you were born...

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  14. Story
    4 d gods
    Kidice2k4@yahoo.com

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  15. Dumb feeling! There are better things u wud hav done being a man! But thank God u ar not a man... Rubbish!

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  16. Its obvious you are sugarbelly linda

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  17. Lili Biko my sis wilfanky@yahoo.com

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  18. Eyahhhh
    This is a typical case of a broken hrt and promises

    Not too late sugar, we can always help u get a surgery to fulfill your dream

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  19. Sugabelly is tweeting out of bitterness. Two wrongs don't make a right, and there are wonderful men out there. They're not all dogs.

    Kimmy*****

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  20. Her stupidity's zoomed in a speed lane!

    A.K.A Di√a₢á¿£iƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇̇ε

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  21. Yea,1st to comment..Post my comment ooo linda..

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  22. Just abnormal women, Sugabelly is a bitter child,she needs true love. I feel sorry for her.

    ~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

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  23. thank God your not. attih8@gmail.com

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  24. Hehehehe . donbibiesione@gmail.com

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  25. I don't fathom..edwin abi wetin,na becuz of d 25k u wan scatter linda bloq wit nonsense comments? Dude,chill she go give you!!lol

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  26. I love love love being a woman

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  27. Yet u complain about men using women anyhow! Dats y u would never be a boy! Dis gal is ugly, weird nd just loudmouthed! *DistortedReasoning*





    #GM Says#

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  28. Yup, many.....ça va?

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  29. bullshit.... go do transgender nau...Werey

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  30. I don't feel that way. What will she gain after all that. depreye @yahoo.co.uk

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  31. sugabelly abi cheta pls itz enuf.If u are used in every relationship pls sit and tnk hard what d fu** ur fault is.u dnt like wt u passing thru bt u wld wnt to put someone thru it..SADDIST.WEIRD since Asaya camp days..mtseeeew.LINDO NEXT PLS..

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  32. She's just frusrated that's all

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  33. This is cyber bullying and flat out plagiarism Linda! What is your business with Sugabelly?! Face ur front abeg.

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  34. Ao that's all you wish if you were a boy? too bad. isiomabarbara@yahoo.com

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  35. She's jst frusrated that's all

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  36. a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    Well thank God yu are not a man..... Noise Maker......
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  37. NAHHHHHH....Has she as a female bn used???? wrong way of tinking

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  38. Always share with lindo...tyresenet@yahoo.com

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  39. Hope she's ok, this random outbursts should not be taken as jokes.

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  40. You need to repent from your evil thoughts and give your life to God. Such thoughts will only destroy you winningcyky@yahoo.co.uk

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  41. Yahhh.I would love to taste different kinda dicks if I wia a boy...,lol

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  42. Lols wicked

    abdullahimuhammad62@gmail.com

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  43. Yahhh I would love to taste diff kinda toto if I wia a boy

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    1. U can still taste diff dicks as a woman! Fool!!!

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  44. She's unfortunate. helenmissy27@gmail.com

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  45. There are better things to do in life, don't u have dreams, long term goals, short term goals, vision, ambition instead of doing terrible & unspeakable things. Think twice

    BORN TO SHINE!!!!

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  46. D fear of God is d beginning of wisdom. She obviously don't av a relationshp wit God. Well, I don't blame her tho, I wonder ow guys feel wen dey hurt girls n she obviously want to taste ow it feels lik. Bt doin dat, is hurting som1 else. I wldnt do such to ny girl if I were a boy. I'l treat dem rite cos am a girl who av been hurt n I won't want a girl to go tru wat av gone tru cos of my own interest to knw ow guys feel.

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  47. Linda..She will soon be used like rag for being a woman!

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  48. AWWW I forgot pls who likes a dirty fella?or a lousy one who talks rot in pub.places.Wakie wakie u r nt jst a NIGERIAN BUT IBO AT DT TOO.We still acknowledge norms and homely women!!

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  49. This woman is suffering from abuse and she should keep her myopic and self centered opinion to herself...Men are not bad people. I speak for myself because I am supportive to my woman...

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  50. Life has no meanin to this one. She should reach deep within to find the true meanin of life.
    Ne$ha Ne$ha

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  51. Dis girl get problem o. I can't bliv she is thinkin dis way. A gud reason why guyz shuld use her like rag

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  52. If I were a man I would do exactly just as she said. Lolz

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  53. The author must have been hurt very bad. It is a given that "give a man money and power he becomes a beast without the grace of God. However we need to curtail the animalistic tendencies inherent in all man. Howev

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  54. smh for some peepz. bissebabe2yahoo.com

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  55. However, we need to be careful with our thoughts cos your thoughts become u given time. In any case, women don't generally feel that way.

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  56. Linda swiry, I dey hear som kind stuff abt tiwa savage and her hubby, Abeg update us na.

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  57. Yea lik seriusly i alwys wish d same too. I jst wna knw ow it feels to b a guy.. Nd especially when having sex.. Dolapo. Sowunmi @yahoo.com

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  58. So you re not a boy..so u won't understand...

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  59. Truth is theRe are many bitter females dt feels like this but they are way too embarassed to admit it.... #cheEzyjayne

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  60. Somebody should find this girl a decent man. They're not all bad. Let a good guy force his way into her circle to expose her to something new.

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  61. Na she sabi that one oo,Linda hw u dey na lng tyme I hope u re doing just fine.#THAt AKWA IBOM BOy#

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  62. Rubbish
    Lordemma4love50@yahoo.com

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  63. Must be out of her mind, in my next world if there is anytin like dat, I will still want to be a woman...

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  64. They have fish brain that y they can use it for better things

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  65. hmmmmmm... pedrotoki80@yahoo.com

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  66. Easy! Be a transgender! Ewu.

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  67. Linda I really like you but this picking on sugabelly thing has to stop. You know what you are trying to instigate by putting her tweets here. Without knowing it you are actually putting her in danger.. It needs to stop Linda.

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  68. Yea lots of them

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  69. a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    Thank God yu are not a man.... Eddreamzdreamer@gmail.com
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  70. a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    Thank God yu are not a man.... Eddreamzdreamer@gmail.com
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  71. I'm a guy but I can understand why she would write this, but I doubt she'll actually do as she say if truly she was a guy

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    1. Subomi, e be like say na you get sense pass for this place. I actually don't think she's saying it literally.

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  72. a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    Thank God yu are not a man.... Eddreamzdreamer@gmail.com
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  73. a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    Thank God yu are not a man.... Eddreamzdreamer@gmail.com
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  74. As she is a woman now and men used her as rags, how wld she feel

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  75. a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    Thank God yu are not a man.... Eddreamzdreamer@gmail.com
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  76. a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    Thank God yu are not a man.... Eddreamzdreamer@gmail.com
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  77. Tonto na craze girl naaa, anyway I gbadu her way shaaaa. Love getting naughty lyk her.

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  78. Maybe
    Just to know how it feels.

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  79. Yeah,I do mst tymz...

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  80. Most Nigerians girls are rags , throw money at them and their legs will depart like the red sea

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  81. she must be outta her mind. Rubbish!

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  82. if i were a boy wud fuck gals n play wit deir hrts

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  83. U nr well.....eseleborfaith@gmail.com

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  84. Guys don show this babe pepper. She must be so pained..... Even Plastic Surgery won't help her achieve dat. SMH

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  85. She's mad ni thnk God she's nt a boy.......qudratadenike@gmail.com

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  86. U will use women like rags but it u ever fall in love with any of them she will be like your breath and any day she leaves that's the your breath leaves ( u die)

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  87. I'm female nd I feel just that way especially right now...some men are beasts with a capital letter B!

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  88. Her sorry ass that she will always be a girl that will be used as an ass wipe always.

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  89. Thank God u re not a man. U should have kill urself

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  90. That's why U caneva b a man...so accept ur creation like dat....holes is wat U wud b foreva nd we men will everly have power over holes....

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    1. Ur mother and ur sisters are "holes'' too... remember that. and I pray u give birth 2 dotas who will be regarded as rags and "holes" too. Amen.

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  91. Linda d troublemaker,she said man and u wrote boy. Anyway,its only a child dt will come up wt such evil and stupid mentality.

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  92. Linda of recent u re bringing urself low by posting tweets of average minds! Can u ever quote sugabelly in any conversation? Stop granting audience to people of this class who can't improve humanity with their speech, ur likes have made the internet a playground for people with mental disorder

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  93. i will walk around with my Pennis....any HOLE i see ...i go enter am


    @Galore

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    1. And any STD and HIV wey dey the hole, is your portion. DOG!

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  94. Lol... U always claim dah u'r minding ur biznex.. Lol... LOVE U LINDA......



    @Aikscovydaboss

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  95. When God go come catch her..She's a female!!! ntoi...

    But hmm..If only females know how their p*ssy feels on a dcik...The wetness,The moaning...Kai

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  96. LolZ frustrated ppl every where....

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  97. If u were a boy may be u won't be able 2 do all dese tinz

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  98. Lol! Later they'll say men are mean. Imagine if a guy treated her that way.

    Anything for RT's on twitter. Smh

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  99. Cool story sis ,buh in wah chapter did u shut the fuck up.

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  100. Tnks Linda I finally saw my comment.....dis babe needs rehab!...#plan&simple#

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  101. Jus wondering wot d ladies did 2 u 2 be dis bitter abt ur kind

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  102. Doesn't sound good.but I understand how she feels tho...faithsams14@yahoo.com

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  103. That tells us that women and more wicked than men in all ramifications. However, I thank Yaweh for the beautiful, humble, noble, and understanding women around the world. Sometimes I wonder the species of boys/girls the society is breeding this century.

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  104. Please who is this Aliyu Boniface that keeps dropping his email address. Biko Monday is gone. U'll see something like 50 comments, 30 is Aliyu Boniface email address

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  105. Arrant nonsense.........Who will set d pace den, if every body behaves d same. Datz y people remain d same 4rm yr 2 yr. Grow up maamm.

    See ur dream.. #Shame!!

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  106. But u weren't sorry but keep on dreaming. @dj_smartt

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  107. I DON'T FEEL THIS WAY COS I DON'T NEED TO B A MAN TO DO ALL THIS, I COULD DO THEM AS A WOMAN.

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  108. Arrant nonsense.........Who will set d pace den, if every body behaves d same. Datz y people remain d same 4rm yr 2 yr. Grow up maamm.

    See ur dream.. #Shame!!

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  109. She dey mad. God no fit make that kinda pesin a man nah. »»»»»»QU££NMA¥A»»»»»

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  110. I don't pray to be a man. am happy been a lady there is nothing like it am grateful to God for creating me as woman.

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  111. Dat's her own business nt yours. mikedegreat74@yahoo.com

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  112. Yeah i would marry my husband purposely to deal with him, cheat on him and make him feel how i felt.

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  113. lol.. E be like say men use her any how..Goldensarah9@yahoo.com

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  114. This Girl Sha..... Make She Transform Naa.... Olawuyijeremiah@gmail.com

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  115. Ode,Men don use am like rag,its cos u are a rag,if u respect urself they won't treat u like a rag.. No! I don't feel that way!

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  116. If i were a boy i will never cheat on my GF*

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  117. Linda love,but u don't tweet anything,we can't even interact with u :(
    P.O

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  118. Linda if u really want to mind ur own business, d best thing u shld do is ignore it.

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  119. When I said women are the enemies of enemies...Some doubting thomas were insulting their father lol..fools!

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  120. Isn't that some lines from Beyounces song 'if I was a man'?

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  121. That's your problem..foolish fellow

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  122. Attention seeker!!

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  123. I often wish I could be a guy just to geet girls pregnant but then I was younger sha

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  124. I often wished I could be a guy just to geet girls pregnant but then I was younger sha

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  125. I guess shez had her xperience,,u cnt rilly blame her 4 saying that.most guys sha*sighs*

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  126. Many female feels dis way....
    It nt new

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  127. if I one day become a man,I'd fight wit my stupid brother,he is so full of himself
    http://monthlyyouth.com/?ref=526539

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  128. This shows you the female folks would do worse if the roles were reversed

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  129. Hmmmm God we not allow u

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  130. No...she is jobless POTABLE VIV

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  131. @Sugarbelly dt's why u will Neva be a man.

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  132. If I were a boy, I would have do d same tin, the same tin that prompt that belly to write down dis

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  133. Naaah, i dnt feel dis way, what i feel is experiencing been a wife nd a mother, can't wait to be a mother, nd also see d happiness i can plant in others life....#Nifemi#

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  134. I can imagine a girl feeling ds way,and maybe u'd like to b used like rag by men.mcheeew

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  135. Definitely nt me.doyintayo@gmil.com

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  136. Good point tho, dunno d joy men derive frm being ruthless, wish we cud trade gender for a week

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    1. Your head dey there joh! Most of the others are just commenting without reasoning or thinking of what could prompt such a post.

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  137. Well, thank goodness, she stays a bitter wounded animal. *scoffs*

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  138. Please stop paying this girl attention! She has a mental problem

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  139. Hell to d NO! D girl is crazy

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  140. this woman is just a pained soul

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  141. Hmmm... Nofin to post.

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  142. Nah! That's just wrong on many levels

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  143. How what feels? I think she is mad at something stupid

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  144. i bet a lot of gurls still feel the same

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  145. Attention seeker!

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  146. Yetaygel@gmail.com

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  147. She's high on sperm, bitch get a dick den tell me how u feel when u have 100 orgasm a day. Anu npama

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  148. a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    Thank God u aint a man....
    Eddreamzdreamer@gmail.com
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  149. This lady is such a confused human being. First she rants about females and independence with their sexual being. Then secondly she rants about the insignificance of having a queen if he still ends up in her bed...All these showing you are bitter as hell. Now you are stating that if given a chance, you would do exactly same thing you rant and complain about men ... So you can only justify what men do ..only when you are in their shoes... and not on the receiving end? Go sit your sorry ass down,shut the hell up and give yourself some damn time to heal..quit being a freaking nuisance ...jeesh

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    1. Glad you were able to connect those few dots, it means there's still hope for you. Now try to look at her comment from a logical point of view, it's just stating the exact same things she's been saying about men's treatment of women; just in a different way to lay emphasis on it's acceptability and make people see how bad it is since it's now that it's coming from a fellow woman..... Lord please give us all strength in Naija and help us with wisdom too. #wecangetthere

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  150. Yes i do and i love sugabelly!

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  151. Yes i do and i love sugabelly!

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