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Sunday, 8 April 2012

Easter Greetings from Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon

“Beyond the fugacious razzmatazz of the moment, I seriously call attention to the rutilanting and coruscating modus vivendi of Master Jesus the Christ and I dare pontificate that save and until we viscerally emblematize the virtues of self-immolation, quintessential abnegation, eulogizeable simplicity, Christ-like humility and immerse ourselves in a platonic emotionalism of agape love and communalistic service, we would have woefully failed in learning and imbibing the true meaning of EASTER.

We must elevate this moment from a proscenium of joie de vivre into one of meditative transcendentalism”.
Happy Easter!!!
at 4/08/2012 10:05:00 am

83 comments:

  1. Anonymous8 April 2012 at 10:10

    haahaa.......see grammar!!!!!!!.....choi.

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  2. D G Herbert8 April 2012 at 10:11

    Nice! Happy Easter sir!

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  3. Anonymous8 April 2012 at 10:14

    Wahala wa o, this man bible na dictionary sha . I see he studies it religiously .

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  4. KAI8 April 2012 at 10:15

    Chai! Dis honourable aff scatter my head dis mrnin wif Grammar. Oga may dis heavy Grammar not gv u Migrane.

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  5. Anonymous8 April 2012 at 10:19

    To say Bros J don hear this one, e for no take am three days but to resurrect instanta and ascend into heaven instanta
    Luffy.

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    1. Anonymous8 April 2012 at 23:09

      I am, the no Sender.

      Kindly show some respect. Who do you think you are? There is no one by divinity known as Bros J. Call him with the reverence he deserves, Lord Jesus the Christ, PLEASE. Abi na see finish?

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  6. Anonymous8 April 2012 at 10:22

    Little or no communication!

    Temple

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  7. Anonymous8 April 2012 at 10:31

    VICTORIA CONCORDIA CRESCIT....unto the next one pls.

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  8. Anonymous8 April 2012 at 10:31

    *running off to take pain medication cos my brain jst cracked*

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  9. Anonymous8 April 2012 at 10:34

    Simply not communicating

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  10. Anonymous8 April 2012 at 10:39

    ONOME says...............
    Looks like the ramblings and ranting of a psycho.Sir,speak English.You always come across to me as silly.Even the owners of the Language do not string along several meaningless words.Arghhhhhhhhhhhhh

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  11. Dr.G8 April 2012 at 10:43

    Once I see this man's picture I just begin to laugh, he cracks me up with his grammar. I think he can't speak in simple terms & it's annoying to a lot of people but others find it amusing. Happy Easter all!

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  12. Anonymous8 April 2012 at 10:49

    Oh well!!!!watelse do we expect?grab ur dictionaries pple!lmaooo

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  13. Anonymous8 April 2012 at 10:53

    Dis man self with him big big grammer self..abeg park well jor next pls!!!!

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  14. Anonymous8 April 2012 at 10:59

    Confused.

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  15. Nkem8 April 2012 at 11:00

    Hsjueojdgtvsametoyoueshsqppqireav

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  16. carphy8 April 2012 at 11:29

    Ds man ll not kill me ooo...kilode!

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  17. Bola8 April 2012 at 11:40

    Loool ds man eeh!

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  18. Anonymous8 April 2012 at 11:44

    This guy is high lol

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  19. Anonymous8 April 2012 at 11:46

    Hmmmmmmn

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  20. Anonymous8 April 2012 at 11:50

    the okpolistic,ovocacious,akpuricious the okporicious, cabala-kolo-cracy the hinderious is the gorgon medusa of rasteroriferous, abundism, abuna abuna, plenty mtchewwwwwwwww stiil don't get what message he is trying to pass across, the only i understand is happy easter, sir this your grammar odiwa risky it is udomolistic make i run before my ear go contact kwarikwatatogoriasm me self they try speak my own.

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  21. Anonymous8 April 2012 at 12:01

    Behold the man who erupted out of a dictionary,not born of a woman,not educated in simplicity,but entangled in a web of complications...honestly,d only familiar word there is easter!! I nid aspirin ASAP!!

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  22. Oloriebi baba bukata8 April 2012 at 12:39

    This is madness, madness is saying or doing what man cant undastnd. This kind of madness is common among igbo people little wonder, he is an igbo man.

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    1. Anonymous8 April 2012 at 14:16

      Obviously ur soo daft dat U̶̲̥̅̊ don't kno the part of the country where dis name hails from its unfortunate.get a life pls

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    2. Anonymous8 April 2012 at 14:43

      You stupid idiot!he is a benin man!and when did madness bcom particular to certain tribes?you need to check into a psychiatric hospital ASAP!!

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    3. Anonymous8 April 2012 at 14:53

      E not an igbo man e is from Edo state

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    4. Anonymous8 April 2012 at 15:20

      What has tribe got to do with grammer? Can't u read? His name obviously tells u where he is from,apart from a few Nigerians who bear English surnames,surnames actually tells u where a person is from.he is not ibo neither am I.olodo get an education before u start ranting.mtscheew- Palo

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    5. Anonymous8 April 2012 at 21:48

      Myopic twerp,hez from Edo state..U jst revealed ur ignorance wt dat post..tribalistic grouch..Ur namez as weird as ur thinkin..Nekky

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    6. Anonymous9 April 2012 at 07:15

      Honey,grow up!dis is either a failed attempt at a joke or attention seeking behaviour!

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  23. Kayem8 April 2012 at 12:39

    Maybe, the comedian should first of all apply "eulogizable simplicity" to his write-ups. LOL!!!

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  24. ykay8 April 2012 at 12:45

    This Hon no go kill us oooh,

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  25. Anonymous8 April 2012 at 12:47

    Jesus! Is ds guy fr real! Culdnt understand a single word dats comin out of his mouth!

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  26. Pleasure Chest8 April 2012 at 12:53

    dis man though.lwkmd

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  27. Anonymous8 April 2012 at 12:55

    Hmmm... Its well, Happy Easter. Rotimi

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  28. Anonymous8 April 2012 at 13:01

    Gbam! The only words that I could pick up we're 'Master Jesus Christ' and Christ-like'. Seriously, does this man talk like this everyday? Hmm..odi kwa serious o.

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  29. Anonymous8 April 2012 at 13:18

    Ok. Hon. Obahiagbon. Same to you. Lol!

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  30. Unknown8 April 2012 at 13:31

    how does ths dude do this?!!! Jeezz!! My eyes n mind hurt just looking at ths.

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  31. Tharmielurlar8 April 2012 at 13:37

    I yaf die! His children re in trouble if he swearz 4em!

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  32. Anonymous8 April 2012 at 13:38

    Wow! These words coming from just a Nigerian,This is just an indication that anything u work at u'll definitely get even in excess....Same to u sir!

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  33. TruSon8 April 2012 at 13:53

    The basic reason for communication is to pass across a message.
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    But when the message becomes lost in the ambiguity of semantics, the very essence of talking is defeated.
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    Its a bit more comfortable to take this as a comic relief.

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  34. Anonymous8 April 2012 at 14:14

    Lwkmd.... LOL

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  35. Anonymous8 April 2012 at 14:44

    Obviously he hasnt pass across any msg....me sef wey i go univ no comprehend let alone d common man he represents....arrant nonsense, but hapi easter 2 hm too nd to everyone.

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  36. Anthony 'Lafty Lad' Obioha8 April 2012 at 14:46

    Ok Honourable.
    Due to the rhapsodized cum grammatically heavy dutied nature of thy felicitative memorandum, which is about saludo, bienvenida and exhorting exodia.

    I reckon that the complexity of the message per-se is about to resonate a state of mental and intellectual anarchism, mayhem and precarious quagmire as dabs mayhap try to comprehend the crux in this our cosmopolitan nation.

    And steering away from that, in reckoning, it is pitiable, the modus vivendi, due to poor modus operandi which is unfortunate.

    I therefore, officially declare my abetment to thy message.

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  37. Anonymous8 April 2012 at 14:48

    Waaa! all dat i no is dat evry one is hapi 4 de resurrection.so we can speak in tongues or any language.bt we r sayn hapi easta 2 u 2 honorabl.

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  38. Anonymous8 April 2012 at 14:53

    i love this man!!!!
    And I really think, he is great guy!!!
    I just wish he would tone it down just a little -
    you know use just 3 or 2 words that are big -
    And i believe he'sd be a reference point for great English.
    I really like him!!! 74

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  39. Anonymous8 April 2012 at 15:08

    even queen Elizabeth gan no talk like dis nah...pple wey get language ooo...laff have finish me

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  40. Anonymous8 April 2012 at 15:25

    He is bini, not ibo. What beats me is dat he's actually serious when speaking this way, we almost died of confusion d 8years he spent in d Edo state house of assembly b4 proceeding to d house of reps, his grammer was strange to d Edo pple,we were happy when he left 4 reps and wished other nigeria a taste of his english. He actually communicate dis way,its not pretense, I think it is ingrained in his psychy.

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  41. Anonymous8 April 2012 at 15:34

    Could You Spare us the Gimmic Sir? happy Easter to all LIB Readers.follow me on twitter@spellbound02.xoxo

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  42. Anonymous8 April 2012 at 15:34

    Could You Spare us the Gimmic Sir? happy Easter to all LIB Readers.follow me on twitter@spellbound02.xoxo

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  43. Anonymous8 April 2012 at 15:37

    I'm actually tired of this man...like seriously it's no longer funny,ahn ahn even on easter day.

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  44. Anonymous8 April 2012 at 15:47

    Where is not dictionary ... Am still on his 1st word

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  45. Anonymous8 April 2012 at 16:27

    i swear this man will wound himself one day...

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  46. Anonymous8 April 2012 at 16:48

    Loool.. V spoken wt him bfr, he doesn't tlk lke this on a nrmal dai. Fr dose of u gettn upset unecessarily, chillax! We cld do wt a lil humour in dis hardship Nig is facing..

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  47. Ay8 April 2012 at 16:52

    Pls laugh it off as jokes abeg and quit the 'not communicating' story. Life is not that hard, this guy is a clown...ROFLMAO

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  48. iamfascinating8 April 2012 at 17:16

    Hmmn. I guess its a humorous pastime for him.

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  49. Anonymous8 April 2012 at 18:18

    wahala dey oh!! how can he speak to people and only him will understand...

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  50. Anonymous8 April 2012 at 18:31

    u r too much honourable

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  51. Anonymous8 April 2012 at 18:48

    Haba! Honorable, dem take big grammar do una? Abeg, slow slow o!

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  52. Anonymous8 April 2012 at 18:51

    *yawn* and his point is??.. msheeeew!

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  53. Anonymous8 April 2012 at 19:06

    Follow him on Twitter at @PatObahiagbon https://twitter.com/#!/PatObahiagbon Lol. Do so at your your own risk

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  54. Anonymous8 April 2012 at 19:50

    thank u sir but u are puting us in more confusion just dont make people think that u are talking rubish.just happy and easter i don belle food

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  55. Anonymous8 April 2012 at 20:03

    This one no sabi waffe language or him no like waffe or other version of English called Pidgin? He dey ashamed of him root?

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  56. Anonymous8 April 2012 at 20:14

    these guy needs to write a novel

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  57. Anonymous8 April 2012 at 20:24

    This is getting old and boring. Honourable please learn to speak proper english rather than mashing up big words together in order to sound smart.

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  58. Anonymous8 April 2012 at 21:30

    Honorable Patrick, we need you to write and address for the People of Jos. I'm sure they will listen to you; the only problem is that you will have to interprete yourself otherwise, you're a dead man in the hands of the Jos extremist. Gyan luke

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  59. Anonymous8 April 2012 at 21:43

    Woo the man good more than wole soyinka

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  60. Anonymous8 April 2012 at 23:42

    hahahaha...............

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  61. I am, the no Sender.8 April 2012 at 23:44

    I am, the no Sender.

    It's official and confirmed. Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon is stark psycho and he knows it too. Kai lollll.

    Oh yes, he knows he is communicating nada. It's his brand he is working hard at sustaining. He's been known that way I hear for years back in his days at Uniben, I think. Somehow his speaking style has stuck with him and so the staccato of words in english.

    But then, not to worry. It's been discovered that dictionaries are now scared stiff of the honorable and now run for dear life on sighting him coming for fear of what he will turn the words inside them to.

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  62. Anonymous9 April 2012 at 03:12

    he keeps razzmatizing us...

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  63. ONYEDIKING9 April 2012 at 07:35

    Hmmmm, dis man is only talkin, not communicating.
    www.gideblog.com

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  64. Tim Taimi Nwosu9 April 2012 at 18:22

    Linda,more of dis guy pls.e be like say u dey enjoy dis guy talks wel wel.

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  65. Anonymous10 April 2012 at 03:20

    Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon engaged in neologism. He should see a psychiatry.

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  66. Anonymous10 April 2012 at 13:35

    Hmmm...Amuzing...Lol.

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  67. TWE (Thé White Enchantress)10 April 2012 at 14:37

    wahala de.....Jesus Christ the man....vivre....abeg i am confused.

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  68. matilda adagbon10 April 2012 at 16:02

    water pls i need water my throat is dry.......my eyes my eyes......hey i cant even read again......

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  69. Anonymous10 April 2012 at 18:37

    This no go kill person with fake grammar!

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  70. Anonymous10 April 2012 at 18:57

    this one paSS dictionary

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  71. Anonymous13 April 2012 at 11:54

    WAT IS D POINT OF COMMUNICATION WEN D ODA PARTY CANNOT EASILY UNDERSTAND?ABEGIIIIII.

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  72. Unknown23 February 2013 at 16:00

    Oh, that's uhm, nice happy easter wishes LOL.
    Happy Easter to all!

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  73. Anonymous2 October 2013 at 08:18

    Happy easter wishes
    Greetings.net

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  74. Unknown24 March 2014 at 11:16

    and my best and warmest Easter greetings to you as well. Happy Easter!

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  75. Unknown4 April 2014 at 18:42

    Nice post. And since Easter 2014 is coming, let me greet you a happy Easter as well.

    Regards
    Prasad

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