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Sunday, 8 April 2012

Easter Greetings from Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon

“Beyond the fugacious razzmatazz of the moment, I seriously call attention to the rutilanting and coruscating modus vivendi of Master Jesus the Christ and I dare pontificate that save and until we viscerally emblematize the virtues of self-immolation, quintessential abnegation, eulogizeable simplicity, Christ-like humility and immerse ourselves in a platonic emotionalism of agape love and communalistic service, we would have woefully failed in learning and imbibing the true meaning of EASTER.

We must elevate this moment from a proscenium of joie de vivre into one of meditative transcendentalism”.
Happy Easter!!!

83 comments:

  1. haahaa.......see grammar!!!!!!!.....choi.

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  2. Wahala wa o, this man bible na dictionary sha . I see he studies it religiously .

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  3. Chai! Dis honourable aff scatter my head dis mrnin wif Grammar. Oga may dis heavy Grammar not gv u Migrane.

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  4. To say Bros J don hear this one, e for no take am three days but to resurrect instanta and ascend into heaven instanta
    Luffy.

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    1. I am, the no Sender.

      Kindly show some respect. Who do you think you are? There is no one by divinity known as Bros J. Call him with the reverence he deserves, Lord Jesus the Christ, PLEASE. Abi na see finish?

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  5. Little or no communication!

    Temple

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  6. VICTORIA CONCORDIA CRESCIT....unto the next one pls.

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  7. *running off to take pain medication cos my brain jst cracked*

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  8. Simply not communicating

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  9. ONOME says...............
    Looks like the ramblings and ranting of a psycho.Sir,speak English.You always come across to me as silly.Even the owners of the Language do not string along several meaningless words.Arghhhhhhhhhhhhh

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  10. Once I see this man's picture I just begin to laugh, he cracks me up with his grammar. I think he can't speak in simple terms & it's annoying to a lot of people but others find it amusing. Happy Easter all!

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  11. Oh well!!!!watelse do we expect?grab ur dictionaries pple!lmaooo

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  12. Dis man self with him big big grammer self..abeg park well jor next pls!!!!

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  13. Hsjueojdgtvsametoyoueshsqppqireav

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  14. Ds man ll not kill me ooo...kilode!

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  15. This guy is high lol

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  16. the okpolistic,ovocacious,akpuricious the okporicious, cabala-kolo-cracy the hinderious is the gorgon medusa of rasteroriferous, abundism, abuna abuna, plenty mtchewwwwwwwww stiil don't get what message he is trying to pass across, the only i understand is happy easter, sir this your grammar odiwa risky it is udomolistic make i run before my ear go contact kwarikwatatogoriasm me self they try speak my own.

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  17. Behold the man who erupted out of a dictionary,not born of a woman,not educated in simplicity,but entangled in a web of complications...honestly,d only familiar word there is easter!! I nid aspirin ASAP!!

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  18. Oloriebi baba bukata8 April 2012 at 12:39

    This is madness, madness is saying or doing what man cant undastnd. This kind of madness is common among igbo people little wonder, he is an igbo man.

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    1. Obviously ur soo daft dat U̶̲̥̅̊ don't kno the part of the country where dis name hails from its unfortunate.get a life pls

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    2. You stupid idiot!he is a benin man!and when did madness bcom particular to certain tribes?you need to check into a psychiatric hospital ASAP!!

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    3. E not an igbo man e is from Edo state

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    4. What has tribe got to do with grammer? Can't u read? His name obviously tells u where he is from,apart from a few Nigerians who bear English surnames,surnames actually tells u where a person is from.he is not ibo neither am I.olodo get an education before u start ranting.mtscheew- Palo

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    5. Myopic twerp,hez from Edo state..U jst revealed ur ignorance wt dat post..tribalistic grouch..Ur namez as weird as ur thinkin..Nekky

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    6. Honey,grow up!dis is either a failed attempt at a joke or attention seeking behaviour!

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  19. Maybe, the comedian should first of all apply "eulogizable simplicity" to his write-ups. LOL!!!

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  20. This Hon no go kill us oooh,

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  21. Jesus! Is ds guy fr real! Culdnt understand a single word dats comin out of his mouth!

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  22. Hmmm... Its well, Happy Easter. Rotimi

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  23. Gbam! The only words that I could pick up we're 'Master Jesus Christ' and Christ-like'. Seriously, does this man talk like this everyday? Hmm..odi kwa serious o.

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  24. Ok. Hon. Obahiagbon. Same to you. Lol!

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  25. how does ths dude do this?!!! Jeezz!! My eyes n mind hurt just looking at ths.

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  26. I yaf die! His children re in trouble if he swearz 4em!

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  27. Wow! These words coming from just a Nigerian,This is just an indication that anything u work at u'll definitely get even in excess....Same to u sir!

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  28. The basic reason for communication is to pass across a message.
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    But when the message becomes lost in the ambiguity of semantics, the very essence of talking is defeated.
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    Its a bit more comfortable to take this as a comic relief.

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  29. Lwkmd.... LOL

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  30. Obviously he hasnt pass across any msg....me sef wey i go univ no comprehend let alone d common man he represents....arrant nonsense, but hapi easter 2 hm too nd to everyone.

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  31. Ok Honourable.
    Due to the rhapsodized cum grammatically heavy dutied nature of thy felicitative memorandum, which is about saludo, bienvenida and exhorting exodia.

    I reckon that the complexity of the message per-se is about to resonate a state of mental and intellectual anarchism, mayhem and precarious quagmire as dabs mayhap try to comprehend the crux in this our cosmopolitan nation.

    And steering away from that, in reckoning, it is pitiable, the modus vivendi, due to poor modus operandi which is unfortunate.

    I therefore, officially declare my abetment to thy message.

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  32. Waaa! all dat i no is dat evry one is hapi 4 de resurrection.so we can speak in tongues or any language.bt we r sayn hapi easta 2 u 2 honorabl.

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  33. i love this man!!!!
    And I really think, he is great guy!!!
    I just wish he would tone it down just a little -
    you know use just 3 or 2 words that are big -
    And i believe he'sd be a reference point for great English.
    I really like him!!! 74

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  34. even queen Elizabeth gan no talk like dis nah...pple wey get language ooo...laff have finish me

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  35. He is bini, not ibo. What beats me is dat he's actually serious when speaking this way, we almost died of confusion d 8years he spent in d Edo state house of assembly b4 proceeding to d house of reps, his grammer was strange to d Edo pple,we were happy when he left 4 reps and wished other nigeria a taste of his english. He actually communicate dis way,its not pretense, I think it is ingrained in his psychy.

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  36. Could You Spare us the Gimmic Sir? happy Easter to all LIB Readers.follow me on twitter@spellbound02.xoxo

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  37. Could You Spare us the Gimmic Sir? happy Easter to all LIB Readers.follow me on twitter@spellbound02.xoxo

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  38. I'm actually tired of this man...like seriously it's no longer funny,ahn ahn even on easter day.

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  39. Where is not dictionary ... Am still on his 1st word

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  40. i swear this man will wound himself one day...

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  41. Loool.. V spoken wt him bfr, he doesn't tlk lke this on a nrmal dai. Fr dose of u gettn upset unecessarily, chillax! We cld do wt a lil humour in dis hardship Nig is facing..

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  42. Pls laugh it off as jokes abeg and quit the 'not communicating' story. Life is not that hard, this guy is a clown...ROFLMAO

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  43. Hmmn. I guess its a humorous pastime for him.

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  44. wahala dey oh!! how can he speak to people and only him will understand...

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  45. u r too much honourable

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  46. Haba! Honorable, dem take big grammar do una? Abeg, slow slow o!

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  47. *yawn* and his point is??.. msheeeew!

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  48. Follow him on Twitter at @PatObahiagbon https://twitter.com/#!/PatObahiagbon Lol. Do so at your your own risk

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  49. thank u sir but u are puting us in more confusion just dont make people think that u are talking rubish.just happy and easter i don belle food

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  50. This one no sabi waffe language or him no like waffe or other version of English called Pidgin? He dey ashamed of him root?

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  51. these guy needs to write a novel

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  52. This is getting old and boring. Honourable please learn to speak proper english rather than mashing up big words together in order to sound smart.

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  53. Honorable Patrick, we need you to write and address for the People of Jos. I'm sure they will listen to you; the only problem is that you will have to interprete yourself otherwise, you're a dead man in the hands of the Jos extremist. Gyan luke

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  54. Woo the man good more than wole soyinka

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  55. hahahaha...............

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  56. I am, the no Sender.

    It's official and confirmed. Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon is stark psycho and he knows it too. Kai lollll.

    Oh yes, he knows he is communicating nada. It's his brand he is working hard at sustaining. He's been known that way I hear for years back in his days at Uniben, I think. Somehow his speaking style has stuck with him and so the staccato of words in english.

    But then, not to worry. It's been discovered that dictionaries are now scared stiff of the honorable and now run for dear life on sighting him coming for fear of what he will turn the words inside them to.

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  57. he keeps razzmatizing us...

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  58. Hmmmm, dis man is only talkin, not communicating.
    www.gideblog.com

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  59. Linda,more of dis guy pls.e be like say u dey enjoy dis guy talks wel wel.

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  60. Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon engaged in neologism. He should see a psychiatry.

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  61. Hmmm...Amuzing...Lol.

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  62. wahala de.....Jesus Christ the man....vivre....abeg i am confused.

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  63. matilda adagbon10 April 2012 at 16:02

    water pls i need water my throat is dry.......my eyes my eyes......hey i cant even read again......

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  64. This no go kill person with fake grammar!

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  65. this one paSS dictionary

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  66. WAT IS D POINT OF COMMUNICATION WEN D ODA PARTY CANNOT EASILY UNDERSTAND?ABEGIIIIII.

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  67. Oh, that's uhm, nice happy easter wishes LOL.
    Happy Easter to all!

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  68. and my best and warmest Easter greetings to you as well. Happy Easter!

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  69. Nice post. And since Easter 2014 is coming, let me greet you a happy Easter as well.

    Regards
    Prasad

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